okay, it's seduction time

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  • Stella_Leigh
    Stella_Leigh Posts: 189 Member
    :heart: :love: I want to dip you in honey glaze and nibble on you like a chicken nugget babe! :heart: :love:
  • Knbrooks42
    Knbrooks42 Posts: 63 Member
    A bang bang bang ..... a bangity bang

    How I Met Your Mother reference?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    HEY SEXXI....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY I SAVED BY SWITCHING TO GEICO..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE READIN THIS?

    The all caps had me check out.
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
    My pal Ben Roethlisberger gets tons of girls with this one: Hold still while I take sex from you!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: Will you marry me? :love:

    Got an orange & black tux? :bigsmile:
    No but I'll get one!! Can I put # 20 on my back?

    That's dead sexy right there :love: :love:
  • mollyonamission
    mollyonamission Posts: 268 Member
    You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • Changing__Christina
    Changing__Christina Posts: 245 Member
    wanna bang?

    WINNER..2nd time youve won today milady!

    No no, the other thread you said I lost out to the oral comment!!! Geez, you are getting your girls mixed up! too many of us to juggle!

    FlyeredUp~ Hey sexy, do you have a bath ready for me?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Hi, I have Gene Simmons' Tongue and TOmmy Lee's d**k
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    You know what they say about guys with big feet.

    They have sex with me.
  • mollyonamission
    mollyonamission Posts: 268 Member
    That's horrible but also hilarious


    My pal Ben Roethlisberger gets tons of girls with this one: Hold still while I take sex from you!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    You know what they say about guys with big feet.

    They have sex with me.

    I do wear 13's....
  • Changing__Christina
    Changing__Christina Posts: 245 Member
    Hi, I have Gene Simmons' Tongue and TOmmy Lee's d**k

    This would work!!!
  • SarahKJ0704
    SarahKJ0704 Posts: 25
    Those are nice pants .. can I talk you out of them ?? :wink:
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    wanna bang?

    WINNER..2nd time youve won today milady!

    No no, the other thread you said I lost out to the oral comment!!! Geez, you are getting your girls mixed up! too many of us to juggle!

    FlyeredUp~ Hey sexy, do you have a bath ready for me?
    Like I said, You wont need a bath until after i'm done with you!! :devil:
    Depending on how good the seats are for the game, then I might be getin married. Sorry.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    You remind me of Luke... Can I play with your light sabre?
  • Changing__Christina
    Changing__Christina Posts: 245 Member
    wanna bang?

    WINNER..2nd time youve won today milady!

    No no, the other thread you said I lost out to the oral comment!!! Geez, you are getting your girls mixed up! too many of us to juggle!

    FlyeredUp~ Hey sexy, do you have a bath ready for me?
    Like I said, You wont need a bath until after i'm done with you!! :devil:

    I am a dirty dirty girl!
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    The ladies have better lines than the guys
    Those are nice pants .. can I talk you out of them ?? :wink:
    That's because they have had everyone of them used on them.
  • RachFace1000
    RachFace1000 Posts: 154 Member
    Did you get those pants on sale? Because they're 100% off at my house
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    there are other fish in the sea.... but youre the only one I want to mount.
  • skybluesounds
    skybluesounds Posts: 26
    If I were a enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes!
  • SarahKJ0704
    SarahKJ0704 Posts: 25
    I like your outfit .. it would look ever better on my bedroom floor :tongue:
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
    If you can't see, you can sit on my shoulders.....backwards. (works on short girls at concerts)
  • Stella_Leigh
    Stella_Leigh Posts: 189 Member
    Hi, I have Gene Simmons' Tongue and TOmmy Lee's d**k

    This would work!!!

    Abso-flogging-lutely!
  • NancyMarie13
    NancyMarie13 Posts: 193 Member
    If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I next to each other (;

    Smooth, I know :-)
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
    Damn, you're so hot I'm not gonna warn you about my Herpes.
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
    If I were a enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes!

    Can I jam my Watson in your Crick?
  • shaelataylor
    shaelataylor Posts: 224 Member
    my pants are wet...can i get in yours?
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    If you were a bag of chips and I was a battery, you'd be Frito Lay and I'd be Eveready.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I've never used pick up lines so I'd say

    "wanna join me for a work out?" or "lets play video games"

    lol that count?

    You had me at "I've"

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