okay, it's seduction time

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  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
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    heeey! wanna go back to my place where we can talk about kittehs all night?
    LOL, ok that would be one that would work on me, me=crazy cat lady!!
  • cynthiaj777
    cynthiaj777 Posts: 787 Member
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    You got a pretty mouf :bigsmile:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: Will you marry me? :love:

    Got an orange & black tux? :bigsmile:
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!

    Nice shoes.... let's f_ck! (learned that from a woman. LOL)
  • Changing__Christina
    Changing__Christina Posts: 247
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    wanna bang?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    wanna bang?

    WINNER..2nd time youve won today milady!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    HI, im a millionaire
  • Snow__White
    Snow__White Posts: 1,650 Member
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    HEY SEXXI....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY I SAVED BY SWITCHING TO GEICO..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE READIN THIS?
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 663 Member
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    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: Will you marry me? :love:

    Got an orange & black tux? :bigsmile:
    No but I'll get one!! Can I put # 20 on my back?
  • mollyonamission
    mollyonamission Posts: 268 Member
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    I'm double jointed:)
  • Stella_Leigh
    Stella_Leigh Posts: 189 Member
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    :heart: :love: I want to dip you in honey glaze and nibble on you like a chicken nugget babe! :heart: :love:
  • Knbrooks42
    Knbrooks42 Posts: 63 Member
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    A bang bang bang ..... a bangity bang

    How I Met Your Mother reference?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    HEY SEXXI....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY I SAVED BY SWITCHING TO GEICO..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE READIN THIS?

    The all caps had me check out.
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
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    My pal Ben Roethlisberger gets tons of girls with this one: Hold still while I take sex from you!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: Will you marry me? :love:

    Got an orange & black tux? :bigsmile:
    No but I'll get one!! Can I put # 20 on my back?

    That's dead sexy right there :love: :love:
  • mollyonamission
    mollyonamission Posts: 268 Member
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    You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • Changing__Christina
    Changing__Christina Posts: 247
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    wanna bang?

    WINNER..2nd time youve won today milady!

    No no, the other thread you said I lost out to the oral comment!!! Geez, you are getting your girls mixed up! too many of us to juggle!

    FlyeredUp~ Hey sexy, do you have a bath ready for me?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Hi, I have Gene Simmons' Tongue and TOmmy Lee's d**k
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
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    You know what they say about guys with big feet.

    They have sex with me.
  • mollyonamission
    mollyonamission Posts: 268 Member
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    That's horrible but also hilarious


    My pal Ben Roethlisberger gets tons of girls with this one: Hold still while I take sex from you!

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