okay, it's seduction time

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  • katiebythebay
    katiebythebay Posts: 611 Member
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    This might be my fav
    my pants are wet...can i get in yours?



    Yep, got my vote...
  • NancyMarie13
    NancyMarie13 Posts: 193 Member
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    Dang, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • balletap10
    balletap10 Posts: 7 Member
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    For the science geeks, "Are you a DNA helicase? Cause I want to unzip your genes!" hehe
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
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    OMG...your mouth looks like Vice President Cheney's garage, cuz I'm gonna park my D#*@ in it.
  • shaelataylor
    shaelataylor Posts: 224 Member
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    i swear guys get all the best ones though... "You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong" totally doesnt work for me, but it does still make me giggle.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    OMG...your mouth looks like Vice President Cheney's garage, cuz I'm gonna park my D#*@ in it.


    LMFAO...win!
  • Wreak_Havoc
    Wreak_Havoc Posts: 597
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    Are you from Tennessee....cuz you are the only 10 I see...:sick:

    I'm doing my doctorate on the Kama Sutra. Want to be my co-researcher?
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
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    Pretend I'm a genie and let me make your wishes come true;)
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    Your ethnicity.... got any Indian in ya? Want some?
  • NancyMarie13
    NancyMarie13 Posts: 193 Member
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    Me without you are like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
  • sofitheteacup
    sofitheteacup Posts: 397 Member
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    If you can't see, you can sit on my shoulders.....backwards. (works on short girls at concerts)

    This makes me wish I was short. Or that I had some clever response that indicated that the concert would be in my bed, because I'd be so loud.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    Hi. Youll do
  • jentarver
    jentarver Posts: 192
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    Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
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    You're being a bad girl, go to my room!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
  • shaelataylor
    shaelataylor Posts: 224 Member
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    Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

    There must be a keg in your pants, because I want to tap that *kitten*.

    Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

    I may not be Wilma, but I can make your bed rock.

    ...I think that's all i've got for now.
  • NancyMarie13
    NancyMarie13 Posts: 193 Member
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    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • jentarver
    jentarver Posts: 192
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    Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
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    Your name must be Alice because when I'm with you I'm in wonderland!

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