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okay, it's seduction time

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  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Was your father a thief?

    Cuz he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.


    This actually worked on my wife.
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    Look into my eyes so i can glamour u

    Excuse me, can you step away from the bar, you're melting all the ice ;)
  • devilsangel2
    devilsangel2 Posts: 123 Member
    Just let me sit on your knee and we'll talk about whatever pops up :wink:
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    SOMEONE CALL THE COPS... cuz it MUST be illegal to look that good! hey girrrllll ;D lmao
  • jsherrill92
    jsherrill92 Posts: 775 Member
    Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? "nope" Enough to break the ice!
  • chnkytim42
    chnkytim42 Posts: 127 Member
    f@#k me if i'm wrong but isnt your name (some random name)
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
    I don't know what it is about you, but when I look at you I can feel my heartbeat in my weiner.
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    K I'm not a dude BUT this one is funny....

    I'll give ya a nickle if ya tickle my pickle...
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
    Girl do you have a map? because I keep getting lost in your eyes!
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    Hey there... my name's milk and i do a body good :wink:
  • chnkytim42
    chnkytim42 Posts: 127 Member
    dang girl you must be a speeding ticket cause you got fine written all over you,
    dang girl, you with all them curves and me with no brakes,
    i love the way your legs make an *kitten* out of themselves,
    baby i'll give you the best 10 inches and 30 mintues of your life, but it will take me 2 tries ;)
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
    Did you know the body is made up of 90% water? Well I gotta tell you I'm thirsty...
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I can help get you to america....
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
  • NocturnalGirl
    NocturnalGirl Posts: 1,762
    Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
  • devilsangel2
    devilsangel2 Posts: 123 Member
    Hey baby, can you give me a ride?
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
    Girl you must be an alien because you've abducted my heart:p
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    I can help get you to america....

    HAHAHA

    Hi I'm a lesbian, think you can convert me?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

    Then when we get married I will treat you like my homework....ignore you until the last minute
  • MrsWilsoncroft
    MrsWilsoncroft Posts: 968 Member
    Roses are red,
    MFP is blue,
    You look bangable,
    So I'll add you!

    Love it lol! xxx
  • chnkytim42
    chnkytim42 Posts: 127 Member
    whats your favorite breakfast food? why? so i can cook it for you in the morning.

    dang girl, looks like you got two midgets wrestling over a milk dud back there.

    wanna play a game? bend over an spell run
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Yes, so how much is your hourly rate again?
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    I can help get you to america....
    LMAO!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I can help get you to america....
    LMAO!

    ive been in Latina America for 10 days, Ive heard guys say it..and it was SAD.
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Will you play army men with me so I can blow the hell out of you.
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
    The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
  • NocturnalGirl
    NocturnalGirl Posts: 1,762
    Do your legs hurt? Cause you've been running through my mind all day ;)
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