okay, it's seduction time

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  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    You know what they say about guys with big feet.

    They have sex with me.

    I do wear 13's....
  • Changing__Christina
    Changing__Christina Posts: 247
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    Hi, I have Gene Simmons' Tongue and TOmmy Lee's d**k

    This would work!!!
  • SarahKJ0704
    SarahKJ0704 Posts: 25
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    Those are nice pants .. can I talk you out of them ?? :wink:
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 663 Member
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    wanna bang?

    WINNER..2nd time youve won today milady!

    No no, the other thread you said I lost out to the oral comment!!! Geez, you are getting your girls mixed up! too many of us to juggle!

    FlyeredUp~ Hey sexy, do you have a bath ready for me?
    Like I said, You wont need a bath until after i'm done with you!! :devil:
    Depending on how good the seats are for the game, then I might be getin married. Sorry.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    You remind me of Luke... Can I play with your light sabre?
  • Changing__Christina
    Changing__Christina Posts: 247
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    wanna bang?

    WINNER..2nd time youve won today milady!

    No no, the other thread you said I lost out to the oral comment!!! Geez, you are getting your girls mixed up! too many of us to juggle!

    FlyeredUp~ Hey sexy, do you have a bath ready for me?
    Like I said, You wont need a bath until after i'm done with you!! :devil:

    I am a dirty dirty girl!
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 663 Member
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    The ladies have better lines than the guys
    Those are nice pants .. can I talk you out of them ?? :wink:
    That's because they have had everyone of them used on them.
  • RachFace1000
    RachFace1000 Posts: 154 Member
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    Did you get those pants on sale? Because they're 100% off at my house
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    there are other fish in the sea.... but youre the only one I want to mount.
  • skybluesounds
    skybluesounds Posts: 26
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    If I were a enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes!
  • SarahKJ0704
    SarahKJ0704 Posts: 25
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    I like your outfit .. it would look ever better on my bedroom floor :tongue:
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
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    If you can't see, you can sit on my shoulders.....backwards. (works on short girls at concerts)
  • Stella_Leigh
    Stella_Leigh Posts: 189 Member
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    Hi, I have Gene Simmons' Tongue and TOmmy Lee's d**k

    This would work!!!

    Abso-flogging-lutely!
  • NancyMarie13
    NancyMarie13 Posts: 193 Member
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    If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I next to each other (;

    Smooth, I know :-)
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
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    Damn, you're so hot I'm not gonna warn you about my Herpes.
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
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    If I were a enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes!

    Can I jam my Watson in your Crick?
  • shaelataylor
    shaelataylor Posts: 224 Member
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    my pants are wet...can i get in yours?
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
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    If you were a bag of chips and I was a battery, you'd be Frito Lay and I'd be Eveready.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    I've never used pick up lines so I'd say

    "wanna join me for a work out?" or "lets play video games"

    lol that count?

    You had me at "I've"

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