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okay, it's seduction time

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  • NancyMarie13
    NancyMarie13 Posts: 193 Member
    Damn, you're so hot I'm not gonna warn you about my Herpes.

    Rofl.... I'm flattered, absolutely flattered haha
  • shaelataylor
    shaelataylor Posts: 224 Member
    Will you play army with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you?

    ...i love awful pick up lines. haha
  • cowsstealmythong
    cowsstealmythong Posts: 173 Member
    If you were a bag of chips and I was a battery, you'd be Frito Lay and I'd be Eveready.

    That's pretty funny.

    Are your feet sore? Cause you've been running through my mind all night long.
  • Dinob661
    Dinob661 Posts: 251 Member
    I've never used pick up lines so I'd say

    "wanna join me for a work out?" or "lets play video games"

    lol that count?

    I'm Gonna break the rules. SOLD! U got me. Lets go play Mario Brothers 3 then hit the gym! :)
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Does this rag smell like chloroform?
  • taryn_09
    taryn_09 Posts: 196 Member
    You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    Will you play army with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you?

    ...i love awful pick up lines. haha
    Gulp!! i'm sold!!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Do you live on a chicken farm?cause you sure know how to raise *kitten*.
  • craigers13
    craigers13 Posts: 241 Member
    Does this rag smell like chloroform?

    awww I was seriously just typing this!

    I've got two tickets to the gun show
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Hi, I have Gene Simmons' Tongue and TOmmy Lee's d**k

    This would work!!!

    Abso-flogging-lutely!

    The only problem is I have Gene Simmons' d*ck and TOmmy Lee's tongue.....God plays tricks on me
  • NancyMarie13
    NancyMarie13 Posts: 193 Member
    Excuse me sexy, what pickup line works best for you? (;
  • taryn_09
    taryn_09 Posts: 196 Member
    im not drunk, im just intoxicated by you.
  • AlayshaJ
    AlayshaJ Posts: 703 Member
    Hey baby, how 'bout you jump in my low rider and we can rotate these tires.
  • Laura_Suzie
    Laura_Suzie Posts: 1,288 Member
    Is there an airport nearby?! Oh wait... that was just the sound of my heart taking off.
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
    Aside-- iam_thatdude. You may wanna take another pick wearing a shirt of a different color. You can't see the phone at first glance and it looks like your gesticulating an answer to the question, "How big is your d**k"? That .. or get a bigger phone.
  • katiebythebay
    katiebythebay Posts: 611 Member
    Hey baby, do you wanna see my library card? Because I am CHECKIN' YOU OUT!

    *everyone groans*



    ROTFLMAO......buhahahaha....
  • shaelataylor
    shaelataylor Posts: 224 Member
    Will you play army with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you?

    ...i love awful pick up lines. haha
    Gulp!! i'm sold!!

    yes!!!! i got one! :D hahaha
  • Will_Lift_4_Shoes
    Will_Lift_4_Shoes Posts: 238 Member
    Are you from Tennessee....cuz you are the only 10 I see...:sick:
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Hey baby. You got a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
  • shaelataylor
    shaelataylor Posts: 224 Member
    This might be my fav
    my pants are wet...can i get in yours?

    i feel so accomplished then! :P
  • katiebythebay
    katiebythebay Posts: 611 Member
    This might be my fav
    my pants are wet...can i get in yours?



    Yep, got my vote...
  • NancyMarie13
    NancyMarie13 Posts: 193 Member
    Dang, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • balletap10
    balletap10 Posts: 7 Member
    For the science geeks, "Are you a DNA helicase? Cause I want to unzip your genes!" hehe
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
    OMG...your mouth looks like Vice President Cheney's garage, cuz I'm gonna park my D#*@ in it.
  • shaelataylor
    shaelataylor Posts: 224 Member
    i swear guys get all the best ones though... "You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong" totally doesnt work for me, but it does still make me giggle.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    OMG...your mouth looks like Vice President Cheney's garage, cuz I'm gonna park my D#*@ in it.


    LMFAO...win!
  • Wreak_Havoc
    Wreak_Havoc Posts: 597
    Are you from Tennessee....cuz you are the only 10 I see...:sick:

    I'm doing my doctorate on the Kama Sutra. Want to be my co-researcher?
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
    Pretend I'm a genie and let me make your wishes come true;)
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Your ethnicity.... got any Indian in ya? Want some?
  • NancyMarie13
    NancyMarie13 Posts: 193 Member
    Me without you are like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
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