okay, it's seduction time

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  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
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    Ever since I saw you, I've been PRAYING that you're 18.
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 663 Member
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    SHHHHH no talking in the library.
    Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
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    SHHHHH no talking in the library.
    Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over

    Sorry six pack... I'm married!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Hockeyhugh
    Hockeyhugh Posts: 2
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    #1.
    Guy- "did that hurt?"
    Girl- "Did what hurt? "
    Guy- " when you fell from heaven."
    #2.
    "So when are your parents getting out of prison for stealing the stars and putting them in your eyes?"
    #3.
    "HI my name is(insert name) I have a 6 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. Wanna dance?"
  • darkbutterfly32
    darkbutterfly32 Posts: 18
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    I'm gonna grow a penis for a minute..

    do you have a boat? yes? great, because I have semen.
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 663 Member
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    SHHHHH no talking in the library.
    Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over

    Sorry six pack... I'm married!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
    The good ones are always taken!!
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
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    Ever since I saw you, I've been PRAYING that you're 18.

    Why do I get the feeling that your listed on the FamilyWatchdog website and have little league world series games taped on VHS?
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
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    BEEW BEEEW BEEEW - That's the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart.



    Admittedly, I stole this from "Night at the Roxbury"

    HAHAHA me and my friend used to say this all the time... gosh I miss that movie ;P
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Look into my eyes so i can glamour u
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
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    I'm gonna grow a penis for a minute..

    do you have a boat? yes? great, because I have semen.

    Actually, both of those work.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Was your father a thief?

    Cuz he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.


    This actually worked on my wife.
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
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    Look into my eyes so i can glamour u

    Excuse me, can you step away from the bar, you're melting all the ice ;)
  • devilsangel2
    devilsangel2 Posts: 123 Member
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    Just let me sit on your knee and we'll talk about whatever pops up :wink:
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
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    SOMEONE CALL THE COPS... cuz it MUST be illegal to look that good! hey girrrllll ;D lmao
  • jsherrill92
    jsherrill92 Posts: 775 Member
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    Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? "nope" Enough to break the ice!
  • chnkytim42
    chnkytim42 Posts: 127 Member
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    f@#k me if i'm wrong but isnt your name (some random name)
  • AActon28
    AActon28 Posts: 32
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    I don't know what it is about you, but when I look at you I can feel my heartbeat in my weiner.
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
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    K I'm not a dude BUT this one is funny....

    I'll give ya a nickle if ya tickle my pickle...
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
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    Girl do you have a map? because I keep getting lost in your eyes!
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
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    I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

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