okay, it's seduction time
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how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice , my name is Sarah , what's your name?0
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Have you ever had your @$$hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Me neither........... But, I bet I will be more fun than that anyway.0
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Have you ever had your @$$hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Me neither........... But, I bet I will be more fun than that anyway.
You are my cowbell baby...mind if I ring you?0 -
Have you ever had your @$$hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Me neither........... But, I bet I will be more fun than that anyway.
You are my cowbell baby...mind if I ring you?
HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! SOLD!0 -
get your coat - you've pulled
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Beerrunner needs to credit Smoove B.This is when Beerrunner will lead you to his canopy bed. Keith Sweat will be playing on my bedroom stereo, creating the perfect mood for us to freak all night. And freak all night is what we shall do. Between freakings, we will laugh and tell stories, and I will rub your neck and back. Then we will freak again. This will go on until the break of dawn.
Damn.:devil:
Best Onion columnist ever, hands down.
Hell yeah!!!! the king of seduction SMOOVE B!!!0 -
do you have a raisin?
how about a date?
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I stole this one but it made me laugh
If you were a McDonalds you'd be a McGorgeous coz you got real nice buns!0 -
Does Levi pay you to look that good in those jeans?
Ooh I like this one! haha
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Life's to short. What can I do to make your day brighter?0
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@ChristineDiet; You are the complete package a bright smile and eyes i want to get lost in.
@lsapphire; How about we get together and practice downward dog?0 -
HAHAHA!!! I have never heard that one before0
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Wanna go a mile four inches at a time?
Only four? hmm...seems like that could take awhile....how fast are planning on going?0 -
okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.
How you doin' :bigsmile:
Was that in your Joey Tribbiani voice?
If not I read it in my Joey Tribbiani voice anways :huh:
^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^0 -
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I wanna get you pregnant.
This actually made me laugh out loud. HAHAHA!
What about this one:
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
HAHAHA!!!!!0 -
You look taken..
So I'm here to set you free. Join me?0 -
Hey bud...it's only gay if you make eye contact........*wink, wink....0
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Nice shoes. Wanna f--k?0
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Ladies... If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
I have seriously never understood that one until now!!!
*smacks forehead*
haha...You are not the only one that just now got that pick up line
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You look taken..
So I'm here to set you free. Join me?
How about you just come and join us for a little fun?0 -
I came here for the dieting, I stayed for your company Wanna **** whilst talking about your day? I know a womans needs 0
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You're assuming talking needs to be involved....I came here for the dieting, I stayed for your company Wanna **** whilst talking about your day? I know a womans needs0 -
You look taken..
So I'm here to set you free. Join me?
How about you just come and join us for a little fun?
Awesome ;D0 -
You look taken..
So I'm here to set you free. Join me?
How about you just come and join us for a little fun?
Awesome ;D
Oh, were you wanting to come to? I guess we could just figure it out as we go, just don't make the man I have to live with jealous - well I guess we'll have to try not to 0 -
okay so i'm bored, and i want to get a good laugh, so do as i say cause i'm freakin awesome............ try to pickup the person above you with the best pickup line in your arsenal.... lets get it on.
How you doin' :bigsmile:
Was that in your Joey Tribbiani voice?
If not I read it in my Joey Tribbiani voice anways :huh:
haha!! I did too!0 -
You look taken..
So I'm here to set you free. Join me?
How about you just come and join us for a little fun?
Awesome ;D
I don't do this often, so I'll just be blunt. This is me hitting on you, what do you think?0 -
You look taken..
So I'm here to set you free. Join me?
How about you just come and join us for a little fun?
Awesome ;D
I don't do this often, so I'll just be blunt. This is me hitting on you, what do you think?
hahaha
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You look taken..
So I'm here to set you free. Join me?
How about you just come and join us for a little fun?
Awesome ;D
Oh, were you wanting to come to? I guess we could just figure it out as we go, just don't make the man I have to live with jealous - well I guess we'll have to try not to
We'll figure it out 0 -
You look taken..
So I'm here to set you free. Join me?
How about you just come and join us for a little fun?
Awesome ;D
Oh, were you wanting to come to? I guess we could just figure it out as we go, just don't make the man I have to live with jealous - well I guess we'll have to try not to
We'll figure it out
Hopefully not too quickly 0
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