okay, it's seduction time
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Hey Baby!!0
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Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!
I loled0 -
Trust me. I'm a doctor.0
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Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle0
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They say kissing is the language of love....so how about the two of us having a conversation?
Wow, all your lines would work on me, lol0 -
what? can't sarcastically flirt with a guy? LOL0
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You look like you could use a drink or seven.0
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Trust me. I'm a doctor.
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. (shamelessly stolen from Anchorman) lol0 -
Stop drop and roll baby... you're on FIRE :smokin:
K this was fun, but time to crash out... thanks for a laugh everyone0 -
C'mon! It's not like we're first cousins!0
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Trust me. I'm a doctor.
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. (shamelessly stolen from Anchorman) lol
Wait... Let me rephrase that...
I wanna be on you.0 -
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! :laugh:0
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I forgot my beads... Show em to me and I'll owe ya.0
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Baby did you just fart? Cause you blow me away!0
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I have cocaine.
(better point out that I DON'T Do coke, btw!)0 -
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?0
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Those are nice shoes. But, they'd look better on my bedroom floor.0
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Hey I need your opinion...does this rag smell like chloroform to you?0
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Hey I need your opinion...does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Winning.0
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