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okay, it's seduction time

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  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
    If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  • GO_NadZ_xO
    GO_NadZ_xO Posts: 445 Member
    You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. :L
  • darkbutterfly32
    darkbutterfly32 Posts: 18
    I have no gag reflex
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    I'm the chicken; you're the egg. Who comes first?
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
    Do you work for FedEx? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  • darkbutterfly32
    darkbutterfly32 Posts: 18
    wanna swap STDs?
  • GO_NadZ_xO
    GO_NadZ_xO Posts: 445 Member
    I have no gag reflex

    That might just work, if I was male :)
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    I have no gag reflex

    That might just work, if I was male :)

    Works for me!
  • darkbutterfly32
    darkbutterfly32 Posts: 18
    I have no gag reflex

    That might just work, if I was male :)

    you mean to tell me those rumors about your unusually large *kitten* are false? :-(
  • fatboymax
    fatboymax Posts: 90
    there is an after party and you are invited

    the party is in my pants
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
    They say kissing is the language of love....so how about the two of us having a conversation?
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
  • petkova
    petkova Posts: 72
    I can help get you to america....
    LMAO!

    ive been in Latina America for 10 days, Ive heard guys say it..and it was SAD.

    Even more SAD, a guy in a bar asked me if I am from around and I said "Europe" he said - "you keep me happy, I keep you in america" ... i couldn't help it but laugh like crazy
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    Damn girl... do you work at subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong!
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Damn girl... do you work at subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong!

    Why does looking at you make me wanna eat a taco?
  • antonio823
    antonio823 Posts: 298 Member
    Let me see, how do you spell your name...isn't it B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L?
  • NocturnalGirl
    NocturnalGirl Posts: 1,762
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    Hi, I'm Jason. What's your name?
  • calamitydown
    calamitydown Posts: 101
    let's get sexual.
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    Damn girl... do you work at subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong!

    Why does looking at you make me wanna eat a taco?

    OUCH! My tooth hurts! Cuz you're soooooo sweet! ;D
  • chunkyme
    chunkyme Posts: 88 Member
    Hey Baby!! :wink:
  • Shock_Wave
    Shock_Wave Posts: 1,573 Member
    Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!

    I loled
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Trust me. I'm a doctor.
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle ;)
  • kasmir8199
    kasmir8199 Posts: 507 Member
    They say kissing is the language of love....so how about the two of us having a conversation?

    Wow, all your lines would work on me, lol
  • warriorchick24
    warriorchick24 Posts: 17
    what? can't sarcastically flirt with a guy? LOL
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    You look like you could use a drink or seven.
  • Patovader
    Patovader Posts: 439 Member
    Trust me. I'm a doctor.



    I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. (shamelessly stolen from Anchorman) lol
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    Stop drop and roll baby... you're on FIRE :smokin:

    K this was fun, but time to crash out... thanks for a laugh everyone :D
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    C'mon! It's not like we're first cousins!
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