donteatmycookie Member

I'm sorry. Did nobody see this but me? I assumed there would be some sort of alarm that went off when stupidity reached this level.

^^These is facts, y'all. Somebody send a lawsuit to Jesus.

Kill you problems with fire. [End wisdom.]

I don't think she was using skinny fat to insult body type, but to describe a skinny person's health being just as bad as an obese person's because they eat piles of **** wrapped in bacon...

Usually if I can't hit my calories I try to think of a quick, calorie-dense snack, like peanut butter on toast, or a handful or almonds. Nuts tend to pack a wallop.

You could try the Michael Phelps diet -- just wash down that bacon with three buckets of fried chicken. And then lift. (And then MOAR BACON.)

Silverfish. And pop-tarts.

Ann D. Takeit

Brit problems.

BEST EVER.

I've always been told it's metabolism and genetics. I've also been told it will catch up will catch up once you hit thirty or so.

I also tend to buy Sara Lee, 45 Calories and Delightful Bread, so I don't have to worry about the bread taking up all my calories when I make a sandwich.

I absolutely second the Almond Milk. You can cut tons of calories out by switching. I started drinking it because my mother loved it and I was never a Soy Milk fan. Unsweetened is about 30 calories per cup whereas I believe dairy milk (even the 2% or skim kind) are all over 80 calories.

Tumblr's being a **** right now, so I can't post the links, but when it's back up follow these pins to the lists they link. They're pretty helpful and should help you figure out what you need to buy. And how to incorporate salads without them getting boring. They leave a lot of wiggle room for you personal taste, too. Good…

All of my pants are THIGH GAP and NO *kitten* pants.

Everything is GAP, always.

Agreed. No country in the world is as obsessed with shaving as America is. It's a social view of beauty, not a commandment handed down by some higher deity. If you're that disturbed by other people's body hair, you should probably stop staring at the naked people in your locker room and sniffing around vaginas. It's 2012,…

That completely ridiculous misconception is probably half your problem. You can't eat three big macs and claim that what you ate was "good for you" because you didn't go over your calories. Not going over your calories is one way of staying healthy but if all you eat is fat and sugar, you're not healthy. You're full of fat…

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You seem to have a ready reason for everything you ate today. You don't seem to want any of the opinions you're getting. So maybe no one has anything new to tell you except that pasta and chocolate have calories and if you can't eat anything else at your school, you're in a bit of a predicament. Also, if you're not new to…

It doesn't look UNhealthy, per se. Obviously most of those calories are going towards those chocolate covered almonds (they sound delicious!). Just keep in mind that nuts are pretty dense in calories, so even if it seems like a small snack, it's taking up a lot of your calories for the day. Maybe try something that's more…