Gjallarhorn

I competed in a worldwide e-sports competition for the game EvE Online.

subway!

Never understood vegetarianism. I don't care if someone else decides to only eat leaves and berries, but as long as you aren't trying to get me to do it, and you're staying healthy, go for it. Had a girlfriend that tried to get me to change the way i live my life. She didn't last long... it wasn't a dietary thing, but…

future wifey

hot tea with organic honey is good. coffee i find makes me feel sluggish after about 2 hours.

Starting intense workouts will always serve to kick your *kitten*. intense is a term relative to your level of fitness, but if it kicks your *kitten* you know it's working.

Wrong, the correct answer is "What's the Worst That Could Happen?"

spray bottles. my mother used to wake me up with them in the morning because i literally have slept through hurricanes and crazy ****. spray bottle to the face = kryptonite. Any time i hear a spray bottle, i jump.

A man goes on an epic journey to retrieve a ring that was stolen from him by a multi billionaire while he was robbing said billionaire's home.

Sunset Boulevard (and yes, whoever said my last one was correct, halloween)

A psychopath with a kitchen knife refuses to use doors and kills teens after they have sex.

marry most likely

You gave it away, but I'd have said the same thing as the other guy. =)

I choked laughing.

You should buy them measured in stone. real men lift 20 stone

You know what I meant, stop asking mindless rhetorical questions invalidating the point.

In my sleep, next to a smokin hot chick i had just met. She wasn't there when I woke up.

OMFG this is awesome. I must break up with you because you used the same gif I wished that I had... I am jealous and now can't be with you. Sorry Rex.

@ alaysha PECTORIALS! BECAUSE BOOBS ARE SO LAST YEAR! jessica "I wonder if my mom was right and my lips really will get stuck like this..."

Good thing there's nobody in this room to smell my fart.

Oh, well then allow me to respond: very hot! I like the necklace.

fat content really has no bearing on gaining or losing fat. you need a certain amount of fat per day to keep your body working. A caloric deficit, whether or not you down an entire skillet of bacon or thirty oranges, if the calories are the same, the fat gain or loss would be the same too, assuming you were getting…

Is it safe to be losing over 4lbs every week? I'm currently 309, and dropped 17lbs in the last month.

Just had 2 slices of thick cut bacon with 3 eggs. It was really really good.

Nice guns brah. TBH I've already replied to most of the people in the thread at this point. Everyone's lookin good.

Not sure I really care about the actual point. If your head hurts I would suggest Tylenol, though. Really, I'm here for the drama. I'm a very bored and sad human being, and I need to get my excitement here for fear that I will wake up having blacked out, naked and lying next to a dead deer.

The idea that people will not stop using a term is not news. By even caring about it you give it power. No Homo, Bro.

Thank you for your kind words and encouragement.

Nope. But if my opinion is irrelevant then that means the only opinions that matter on the subject are gblt? Which, is funny because most of the gay people I know are very accepting of other's opinions.

I'm sorry I can't date batman.