Break up with the person above you.

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  • Reema_capricorn
    Reema_capricorn Posts: 1,032 Member
    your lipstick stains have ruined my clothes..i need a new wardrobe
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Because you smoke!
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    sorry jenny. i kissed a girl and i did not like it ...the taste of your red lipstick was too much for me :cry:
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    you promised I was the only one for you when obviously you had him all along
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Happy Valentine's day, now get out...
  • HotMummyMission
    HotMummyMission Posts: 1,723 Member
    Sick of you picking the gym over sexy time with me ! We're done!!!!
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    you're chasing the incredible hunk and I cant live up to that expectation
  • Hayleylynn86
    Hayleylynn86 Posts: 64 Member
    The distance between us is too much!
  • GoneKona
    GoneKona Posts: 87
    my daughter will be having your sons babies....this is too awkward....we need to stop

    OK. That's just funny, right there.
  • tanyakay87
    tanyakay87 Posts: 223 Member
    GoneKona - your hair has more volume than mine, people would talk.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    You always drink the same thing every day I need variety and spice, I'm sorry
  • tanyakay87
    tanyakay87 Posts: 223 Member
    You won't ever let me wear your kick *kitten* shoes.. I have to do this...
  • HotMummyMission
    HotMummyMission Posts: 1,723 Member
    You drink to much for me I'm sick of your drunken violence ;)
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    I can't deal with all the boys in the yard, due to your milkshake...
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    Im fed up with you telling me about all the girls at the gym, cant you tell Im trying to work on myself
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Im fed up with you telling me about all the girls at the gym, cant you tell Im trying to work on myself

    Every night it's shrimp on the barbie. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO COOK ANYTHING ELSE?! I'm gone.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    Im fed up with you telling me about all the girls at the gym, cant you tell Im trying to work on myself

    Every night it's shrimp on the barbie. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO COOK ANYTHING ELSE?! I'm gone.

    Its prawns sweetheart get it right!! How can I stay here when you dont enjoy a good aussie barbie?
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    @Terasome: You have an Aussie accent. Thats enough to dump you!

    Thats right, I'mma dump you on Valentines Day!
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    @Terasome: You have an Aussie accent. Thats enough to dump you!

    Thats right, I'mma dump you on Valentines Day!

    Im devestated :sad: On Valentines Day of all days?

    Why? Im told my accent is sexy? You eat far too many green things for my liking, and you are turning green, Im leaving
  • Vain_Witch
    Vain_Witch Posts: 476 Member
    Mickey was at my house, banging on my door, waking up the neighbors and demanding a fight to the death. I'm sorry but this just isn't worth the trouble.

    OMG! This just cracked me up!!
  • Jubee31
    Jubee31 Posts: 93 Member
    You have 4 ears. That's just strange. Buh-bye.
  • Grundle_Raspberries
    Grundle_Raspberries Posts: 94
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    I only like gerbils! Gerbil GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • Gjallarhorn
    Gjallarhorn Posts: 87
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    I only like gerbils! Gerbil GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    OMFG this is awesome. I must break up with you because you used the same gif I wished that I had... I am jealous and now can't be with you. Sorry Rex.
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
    sorry i cant be with you, you tried to blind me to get me in glasses
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    We've been together for so long and I still haven't seen your eyes, it's weird and we're over.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    @skinnyinnotim
    Just too damn cute to be hanging out with the likes of me.
  • LuckyMiss3
    LuckyMiss3 Posts: 125
    That suit was cute that one time....you didn't stop wearing it
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    No, I'm not going to spank you again. Give it a rest will ya?

    We're through!
  • jsherrill92
    jsherrill92 Posts: 775 Member
    I can't tolerate any more mirror pics of you! I just cant. It's over!
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
    you still havent put tht phone down were through

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