Break up with the person above you.

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  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
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    I have a thing about people putting there feet on my pillow. Then jumpimg on the bed you went to far. plus i am not good at long distance relationships. I'm sorry its not going to work.
  • passmetheducksauce
    passmetheducksauce Posts: 211 Member
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    you took my last scoop of whey protein powder? i never want to see you ever again.
  • MrsPhan11
    MrsPhan11 Posts: 2,502 Member
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    you took my last scoop of whey protein powder? i never want to see you ever again.

    You never share the duck sauce with me when we eat Chinese! I'm sick of you being so selfish it's over!!!!!!
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    you took my clothes and wore them, i feel like you have invaded my privacy, that's it were finished
  • seventwenty
    seventwenty Posts: 565 Member
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    You drooled in your sleep. Dealbreaker.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    You drooled in your sleep. Dealbreaker.

    What? that was you when you tried to kiss my ear, its over sorry
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
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    sorry, your clothes are to short, i want to be just friends
  • knittingwitch
    knittingwitch Posts: 231 Member
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    Your always looking down on my
  • Jubee31
    Jubee31 Posts: 93 Member
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    Your hair is awesome. I can't compete with that. Good-bye
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
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    you cut my hair like yours in my sleep
  • Lonewolf1507
    Lonewolf1507 Posts: 507 Member
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    I can't see your brown eyes with those glasses on so we are through
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
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    i cant be with someone with no sunnies on were over
  • Texafornia23
    Texafornia23 Posts: 177 Member
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    It's like you're always staring at my shoes or something...
  • Gjallarhorn
    Gjallarhorn Posts: 87
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    It's like you're always staring at my shoes or something...

    I'm sorry I can't date batman.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
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    Dude, your just not my type.. It's not gunna work.
    Plus your a mouth breather, that sh%t is annoying me.
  • earlswimsuit
    earlswimsuit Posts: 63
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    I'm sorry, It wouldn't work because I am deeply in love with myself. Priorities. Goodbye lover have a nice life.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    I cant explain it sweet, you are just too self sufficent for me.
  • redrumkitty
    redrumkitty Posts: 3 Member
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    It's over. Your vertigo has become unbearable.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    I'm a human, you're a cartoon...We knew this could never work
  • Timehope
    Timehope Posts: 44 Member
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    I tried, I really did. But I need a cartoon figure to satisfy me -- and you aren't one. (Mom was right.)

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