Break up with the person above you.

iAMsmiling

@simplyxaddict
With those bosoms, I've never actually seen your eyes. It can't go on like this.

coliema

It's me or the dog.


(I'd never actually do that by the way, and your pup looks adorable).

PopCorn_Said

@coliemarieale I think I like men... can we be friends?

serendipitious_girl

I have this sudden urge to turn straight. You do understand, right?

MsP90X

It must have been a moment of weakness or too much alcohol... I am sorry, but we can be friends

sdbart

I just can't take all the cuteness anymore! Am am not your freaking HunnyBunny PoohBear!

coliema

You only drink a glass of wine or two on the weekends

MM_1982

@serendipitiou. Even though you can cook some super yummy spicy Indian food, it's illegal for me to date anyone under the age of 18. I value my freedom too much.

oh_em_gee

You never answer my calls!

RosscoBoscko

I just can't stand that you look better in purple than I do.

booklvr81

I'm sorry, I just can't date a jock. Your clothes make me giggle

GeekTink

I sorry, its the flower thing, you know I hate flowers! You do it on purpose! It's not fair. You don't love me anymore!!! *sobs*

coliema

You look better in pink than I do

stackhsc

you dont add any color to my life anymore

Cindy873

That child doesn't look like me. I think you've been cheating.

xoemmytee

I'm cheating because you don't have a face. I like people with faces. You're just not my type...

RosscoBoscko

It's thats look. I can't concentrate on anything else when you look....... what was I saying?

alipene

You play too dirty. I'm out!

MG_Fit

I am allergic to horses...sorry!

sdbart

You remind me too much of the guy from the Nintendo DS Brain games...

simplyxaddicted

You are just too pretty for me

amy_fulk

simplyxaddict: I'm sorry, but you just don't have the right equipment for me. :P You're still beautiful, though!

mikejholmes

amy_fulk -- nuh uh! No way I could break up with you! Yowza!

jlapey

What's the big idea? You can't date the person before me and me at the same time. WE'RE THROUGH! *storm out, slams door*

Higgles9

You have a kid. I'm so sorry. Cutie though!

sdbart

you seem to like your chest more than me....

jlapey

You have a kid. I'm so sorry. Cutie though!

I do have a kid, she's 24yrs old. That cutie is my grandson.

oh_em_gee

I'm the same age as your kid, I'm leaving you for her

JustMyImagiNAYtion

i prefer the male variety.. this isnt working out ;(

kendunn579

Your smile is way to happy for my miserable existance....
I'm sorry.