Break up with the person above you.

Mrder37

If its not you and it's not me who the **** is it:)

Macgeek74

I realized I dont like men.

capnrus789

Me, too. don't like dudes. We should just get a beer.

SeaRunner26

@macgeek74 - I just won't give up my PC for you. We have to end it.

sgtrowley

@capnrus: Your mind tricks dont work on me! I told you im not gay!

Run4UrHealth

cap...you are too scary for me!

JustMyImagiNAYtion

when we kiss... something just doesnt feel right...

Mrder37

Triplets I can't handle it get out get out get out

JustMyImagiNAYtion

when we kiss... something just doesnt feel right...

@cap

Macgeek74

capnrus789 bought me too many beers and took advantage of me, now im confused.

Run4UrHealth

Is that "her" face tatted on your arm? It is over!

originalkazila

That phone case with those shoes? Please darling. We're over. >;P

SVCat

I am sorry but you don't eat enough bacon...

JLPaige

You're just too much man for me to handle...

Midnight_Sunshine

I'm afraid you are going to give me Ginger-vitis

SooZQ1138

Your biceps? They could crush me.

SooZQ1138

I mean... your boobies... they could crush me.

Cindy873

You're too grumpy all the time.

sdbart

You dress to nice for me

SooZQ1138

But I put on my smiley face today... seeeeee?

KodAkuraMacKyen

My dogs want to eat you.

_bumshaker_

Tired of you always putting on that fake smile! Be yourself!

originalkazila

My hair jealousy has come between us. I'm sorry, I must go.

SVCat

You're too cute I don't deserve you

SeaRunner26

I need time to find myself. I'll start in the phone book. Do they still have phone books?

JLPaige

You're always upside down

Freedomgurl585

Sorry...I'm strictly...well u know the rest.

Macgeek74

Sorry, im in love with jlPaige

Mrder37

You say olive juice you too when I tell you I love you

Midnight_Sunshine

My piercings keep getting caught in your glasses.