Break up with the person above you.

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  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    You always drink the same thing every day I need variety and spice, I'm sorry
  • tanyakay87
    tanyakay87 Posts: 223 Member
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    You won't ever let me wear your kick *kitten* shoes.. I have to do this...
  • HotMummyMission
    HotMummyMission Posts: 1,723 Member
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    You drink to much for me I'm sick of your drunken violence ;)
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    I can't deal with all the boys in the yard, due to your milkshake...
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    Im fed up with you telling me about all the girls at the gym, cant you tell Im trying to work on myself
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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    Im fed up with you telling me about all the girls at the gym, cant you tell Im trying to work on myself

    Every night it's shrimp on the barbie. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO COOK ANYTHING ELSE?! I'm gone.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    Im fed up with you telling me about all the girls at the gym, cant you tell Im trying to work on myself

    Every night it's shrimp on the barbie. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO COOK ANYTHING ELSE?! I'm gone.

    Its prawns sweetheart get it right!! How can I stay here when you dont enjoy a good aussie barbie?
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    @Terasome: You have an Aussie accent. Thats enough to dump you!

    Thats right, I'mma dump you on Valentines Day!
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    @Terasome: You have an Aussie accent. Thats enough to dump you!

    Thats right, I'mma dump you on Valentines Day!

    Im devestated :sad: On Valentines Day of all days?

    Why? Im told my accent is sexy? You eat far too many green things for my liking, and you are turning green, Im leaving
  • Vain_Witch
    Vain_Witch Posts: 476 Member
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    Mickey was at my house, banging on my door, waking up the neighbors and demanding a fight to the death. I'm sorry but this just isn't worth the trouble.

    OMG! This just cracked me up!!
  • Jubee31
    Jubee31 Posts: 93 Member
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    You have 4 ears. That's just strange. Buh-bye.
  • Grundle_Raspberries
    Grundle_Raspberries Posts: 94
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    I only like gerbils! Gerbil GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • Gjallarhorn
    Gjallarhorn Posts: 87
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    I only like gerbils! Gerbil GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    OMFG this is awesome. I must break up with you because you used the same gif I wished that I had... I am jealous and now can't be with you. Sorry Rex.
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
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    sorry i cant be with you, you tried to blind me to get me in glasses
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,141 Member
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    We've been together for so long and I still haven't seen your eyes, it's weird and we're over.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    @skinnyinnotim
    Just too damn cute to be hanging out with the likes of me.
  • LuckyMiss3
    LuckyMiss3 Posts: 125
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    That suit was cute that one time....you didn't stop wearing it
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    No, I'm not going to spank you again. Give it a rest will ya?

    We're through!
  • jsherrill92
    jsherrill92 Posts: 775 Member
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    I can't tolerate any more mirror pics of you! I just cant. It's over!
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
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    you still havent put tht phone down were through

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