Break up with the person above you.

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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    I can't date a guy that wears bracelets. Sorry.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I can't date a girl that pretty. It's not you, It's me and my insecurities.
  • MM_1982
    MM_1982 Posts: 374
    @Colie. It's not me, it's YOU.
  • LuckyMiss3
    LuckyMiss3 Posts: 125
    ur beard was too scratchy on my face :( @ road dog
    above: your orange t shirt you always wear clashes with my tan
  • HunterKiller_wechange2
    HunterKiller_wechange2 Posts: 332 Member
    @LuckyMiss3 I need to break up with you because ........well i guess i must be gay!
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    @hunterKiller. Hmmmm this is interesting. Look dude....you just stated you were gay and I am not. Not sure why you keep following me like a damn puppy dog even though you know I strickly Vagina. You need to go visit the Hungry Men Club and meet yourself a nice bottom
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    you are too straight up and down for me, i'm sorry but i need to find a fun guy
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    :sad: :sad: :sad: CHUCKIE SHATTERED MY HEART AND I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME:sad: :sad: :sad:

    Edit: Oh and then I tried to move on with Tera up there but I was still hung up on Chuck. Nice save!
  • HunterKiller_wechange2
    HunterKiller_wechange2 Posts: 332 Member
    *coughs* Just for the record i would like to just state that i am not infact a homosexual. :smile:
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    no
  • Fox_n_sox
    Fox_n_sox Posts: 283 Member
    Your showing to much skin..I don't like sharing!
  • strikerjb007
    strikerjb007 Posts: 443 Member
    You are cheating on me with the guy on your profile pic! :p
  • MM_1982
    MM_1982 Posts: 374
    @crankstr Sorry babe. We had some fun nights, but I'm a closet homosexual. Do you have a brother?

    side note: I AM NOT GAY.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    i dont have an issue with you being bisexual if thats what you call it but please just tell me either way if you are bi or gay so I can move on.


    (I know not gay hun)
  • MsP90X
    MsP90X Posts: 1,053 Member
    I am tired of the long-distance relationship and can't manage it any longer! I will always love your legs though ;)
  • runningbs
    runningbs Posts: 132 Member
    I can't date someone with hearts on their head :-D
  • MM_1982
    MM_1982 Posts: 374
    @MsP90x. I'm more of an Insanity person.. our relationship was doomed from the start.
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    You used to cuddle and care for my needs
  • MsP90X
    MsP90X Posts: 1,053 Member
    You used to let me win... and now that you are getting fit again you don't even let me get close to the damn puck... we are over!
  • simplyxaddicted
    simplyxaddicted Posts: 292 Member
    Seriously , you stole my shirt ? It's over !
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    I just can't look into those pretty eyes anymore. They make me lose my money!
  • simplyxaddicted
    simplyxaddicted Posts: 292 Member
    You are never home , always gone playing hockey!
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    When I'm gone, someone from the other team is always at our house!!
  • MsP90X
    MsP90X Posts: 1,053 Member
    You don't wanna share anymore! What kind of a relationship do we have without sharing?
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    I just can't be with someone hot anymore
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    @msP90X
    You stay up all night watching fitness info-mercials. I need my sleep.
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    I don't like the way his crotch glows
  • MsP90X
    MsP90X Posts: 1,053 Member
    I can't be with someone who doesn't know the difference between someone's face and his crotch :o
  • MG_Fit
    MG_Fit Posts: 1,143 Member
    Ok, so best I could come up with was:


    I'm sorry, you just too cute for me
  • simplyxaddicted
    simplyxaddicted Posts: 292 Member
    I'm a nurse and I heard you don't like needles , this will never work

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