Break up with the person above you.

jbutterflye

Explain why and what went so terribly wrong.:bigsmile:

_DaniD_

It's over, I'm sick of you leaving your mustache shavings all over the sink...it get's all over my tooth brush.

Countryboy_

It's over, I'm sick of you leaving your mustache shavings all over the sink...it get's all over my tooth brush.

Just breaking up with Dani before she can break up with me....

lauren3101

It's over. Someone on MFP told me to do it.

hearthemelody

I can't believe you didn't make me your valentine you *****

sgtrowley

Your just my pet fish! Its not like that! lol

Alex_is_Hawks

you are wearing a shirt....that's a crime....its over.

sam308lbs

its not you,its me.I am not in love with you anymore

bikermike5094

i cant date a person that carries a european man bag

SwimFan1981

You chose the bike over me

Seaduck79

If the MFP told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? We're through.

elenathegreat

You are just too much of a man for me to handle. You always have been...I am exhausted!

NutellaAddict

You eat less then 1,200 calories its over!

OlyOtis

It's not me....it's you!

bikermike5094

no beanies!!!

iAMsmiling

@elenathegreat I saw that letter from Tigger...I can't compete with him. He can have you.

Alex_is_Hawks

my daughter will be having your sons babies....this is too awkward....we need to stop

HealthWoke0ish

I'm tired of the whole "French Maid" routine. It was fun for a while...but now it's overdone. Goodbye.

daj150

Sorry, I am just not into guys...

WhenIAmKing

I'm tired of you turning ALL my guy friends gay, I have many galfriends with broken hearts now, all because of you.

iAMsmiling

@whenIamKing I've got underwear older than you. It just won't work.