Break up with the person above you.

jbutterflye
jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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Explain why and what went so terribly wrong.:bigsmile:
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  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    It's over, I'm sick of you leaving your mustache shavings all over the sink...it get's all over my tooth brush.
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    It's over, I'm sick of you leaving your mustache shavings all over the sink...it get's all over my tooth brush.

    Just breaking up with Dani before she can break up with me....
  • lauren3101
    lauren3101 Posts: 1,853 Member
    It's over. Someone on MFP told me to do it.
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    I can't believe you didn't make me your valentine you *****
  • sgtrowley
    sgtrowley Posts: 246 Member
    Your just my pet fish! Its not like that! lol
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    you are wearing a shirt....that's a crime....its over.
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    its not you,its me.I am not in love with you anymore
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    i cant date a person that carries a european man bag
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    You chose the bike over me :(
  • Seaduck79
    Seaduck79 Posts: 35 Member
    If the MFP told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? We're through.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    You are just too much of a man for me to handle. You always have been...I am exhausted!
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    You eat less then 1,200 calories its over!
  • OlyOtis
    OlyOtis Posts: 70 Member
    It's not me....it's you!
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    no beanies!!!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    @elenathegreat I saw that letter from Tigger...I can't compete with him. He can have you.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    my daughter will be having your sons babies....this is too awkward....we need to stop
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    I'm tired of the whole "French Maid" routine. It was fun for a while...but now it's overdone. Goodbye.
  • daj150
    daj150 Posts: 815 Member
    Sorry, I am just not into guys...
  • WhenIAmKing
    WhenIAmKing Posts: 13 Member
    I'm tired of you turning ALL my guy friends gay, I have many galfriends with broken hearts now, all because of you.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    @whenIamKing I've got underwear older than you. It just won't work.
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
    It's not you, it's me.
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    It's not me. It's you.
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    all you care about is your guns, i can't deal with it anymore!
  • amy_fulk
    amy_fulk Posts: 69
    It's never been you. I loved the man I knew you could be, not the one in reality.
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    jzalisa....we had a great time, but all you care about is your stupid gun! i never get to see you and it's just too much for me to handle right now. i'm tired of you breaking my heart, especially the day before valentines day! enjoy your rifles, because you don't have me anymore!
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    Wow. That felt kind of real. Which leads me to believe you've been fake this whole time. I can't take it. Goodbye.
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    jzalisa....we had a great time, but all you care about is your stupid gun! i never get to see you and it's just too much for me to handle right now. i'm tired of you breaking my heart, especially the day before valentines day! enjoy your rifles, because you don't have me anymore!

    She bit me
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    jzalisa....we had a great time, but all you care about is your stupid gun! i never get to see you and it's just too much for me to handle right now. i'm tired of you breaking my heart, especially the day before valentines day! enjoy your rifles, because you don't have me anymore!

    HE bit me
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
    @fara .. i know u love me.... alot... but the thing is that sometimes two people are not meant to be. its ok one day you will realize it was fate :)

    haha!!
  • JPal5
    JPal5 Posts: 178
    You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal.

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