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Break up with the person above you.

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  • ISABELCOADY55
    ISABELCOADY55 Posts: 113 Member
    you're just too serious for me. I hope we can still be friends.
  • keshiabug1
    keshiabug1 Posts: 150
    You spend all of our money on those clothes! This isn't going to work out.
  • Pimpmonkey
    Pimpmonkey Posts: 566
    I'm sorry. I wish I could tell you it was me. It's not. It's you.
  • Rosytakesoff
    Rosytakesoff Posts: 321
    Frank, your inscrutable gaze enchants me, but I cannot take the incessant episodes of Duck Dynasty anymore. Goodbye.
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    Dear Rosytakesoff: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    I didn't realize you weren't a man. My bad. We're over


    OUCH!! lol. That would be the worse break up ever.

    Right? I've seen people I wouldn't be sure about their gender, but in reality you are easily recognized as a woman, lol

    I don't do mustaches, sorry
  • Rosytakesoff
    Rosytakesoff Posts: 321
    Dear Rosytakesoff: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU
    Tell me how you really feel....
  • keshiabug1
    keshiabug1 Posts: 150
    I didn't realize you weren't a man. My bad. We're over


    OUCH!! lol. That would be the worse break up ever.

    Right? I've seen people I wouldn't be sure about their gender, but in reality you are easily recognized as a woman, lol

    I don't do mustaches, sorry


    Whew! That is VERY good to hear ;) lol

    @Rosy: You take too much time in front of the mirror. Sorry, maybe we should just be friends.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Dear Rosytakesoff: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU

    LOL!
  • WannaDizzolve
    WannaDizzolve Posts: 270 Member
    Sorry Dude, Two gingers cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Except in Ireland. Good Luck xoxo :wink:
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    I feel like you aren't showing me your trueself. It's like I can only see a little part of you. I am scared of what you are hiding, and do not want to invest any more effort into trying to have sex with you
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    Sorry i'm a lesbian stuck in a mans body.
  • knittingwitch
    knittingwitch Posts: 231 Member
    Moustache_fla You haven't gotten over your old wife and Elizabeth and Debbie blame me for your divorce. I just can't take Donnie throwing his sh#t at me any more and pulling my hair. I know your girls are putting him up to it.

    P.S.
    I leaving you for Darwin Thornberry
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    @knittingwitch it's over. i'm sorry, i just couldn't deal with your constant knitpicking over the smallest things. but i do hope you will be able to stitch your heart back together.
  • Vlly4life15
    Vlly4life15 Posts: 248 Member
    I am sorry to have to do this but I have to delete you from my life. I have a infatuation with star wars and Dungens and Dragons and I cant have a gf as hot as you when doing these things... I am sorry


    Its not you it me
  • olives28
    olives28 Posts: 56
    I'm sorry but you made me turn lesbian.
  • Hayleylynn86
    Hayleylynn86 Posts: 64 Member
    Im sorry but I can't date anyone who takes black and white photos!
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    I'm sorry but there's someone else I love. It's your cute kitty
  • tanyakay87
    tanyakay87 Posts: 223 Member
    I'm sorry, purple makes my eyes hurt.
  • Vlly4life15
    Vlly4life15 Posts: 248 Member
    I'm sorry but you made me turn lesbian.

    man at first I was like
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    but than I remembered where I was

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    To Tanya

    This is going to be hard for both of us but you care to much I just need my space =(
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Since you refuse to have a threesome I refuse to continue this vanilla relationship.
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    Your hotness is too intimidating vlly

    Butterfly, you're clearing cheating on me
  • Gjallarhorn
    Gjallarhorn Posts: 87
    I don't like feeling awesome, I'm sorry I have to go cry now. It's over.
  • mllst18
    mllst18 Posts: 188 Member
    Your weight loss is really making me uncomfortable...
  • tanyakay87
    tanyakay87 Posts: 223 Member
    I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
  • Vlly4life15
    Vlly4life15 Posts: 248 Member
    you elbows are too pointy this is never gonna work


    Ouch tanya I broke up with you twice in a day =(
  • AnnaAnafi
    AnnaAnafi Posts: 17 Member
    I can't be with someone who's headless.
  • Gjallarhorn
    Gjallarhorn Posts: 87
    I know we never really got started, because we're two dudes... but I can't do this anymore. It's over bro.
  • tanyakay87
    tanyakay87 Posts: 223 Member
    I need to see other men to prove to myself that my love for you is genuine.
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    I'm dumping you twice now.

    I'm just not that into you
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