Break up with the person above you.

VorJoshigan · February 2013

Who did I get?

I'm sorry oh_em_gee, I just can't be with somebody who beats me that badly at pool so consistently, and then rubs it in.

SeaRunner26 · February 2013

I'm sorry, the cowboy hat is a deal breaker. It's not you, it's me.

oh_em_gee · February 2013

The baby isn't yours, it's over

Vlly4life15 · February 2013

The baby isn't yours, it's over

Lmao

I dont do purple

oh_em_gee · February 2013

The baby isn't yours, it's over

Lmao

I dont do purple

I can change! Come back!

Never mind, you're too clingy

jamiem1102 · February 2013

@Oh_em_gee: Bish, I like the peen now. GTFO.

Vlly4life15 · February 2013

The baby isn't yours, it's over

Lmao

I dont do purple

I can change! Come back!

Never mind, you're too clingy

Geezes your bringing it

I don't like confrontations I m leaving

Edit

Your milkshakes are bringing way to many boys to the yard

WeepingAngel81 · February 2013

Vlly- i was looking for a man with a good head on his shoulders. You just don't give me what I need. We are done. Goodbye

Gjallarhorn · February 2013

You are suffocating me with that scarf. I can't breathe when you're around.

wolfelements · February 2013

You look like my other ex.

Trueray · February 2013

You smile to much it makes me sick *angry face*.

WeepingAngel81 · February 2013

Trueray ,You were eye candy and nothing more. Now take me to bed....and be gone before morning

iceey · February 2013

I can't date someone whose sense of scarf fashion is better than mine.

*Edited because my own grammar makes me want to break up with myself.

Jubee31 · February 2013

I can't be with someone who edits posts....what are you trying to cover up? We're over. I can't trust you.

oh_em_gee · February 2013

I love cats, but not in that way. It's over

Britt2Fitjrny · February 2013

You say "oh em gee" way to much and I can't handle it anymore! Sorry but, omg, its over!

knittingwitch · February 2013

@oh_em_gee who are you posing for in that picture? who is it? who just tell me? why would you do this to me take sexy pictures for someone else on MFP. That's it it over I can't take the cheating and the lying any more.

knittingwitch · February 2013

@Britt2Fitjrny I can't stand your hair whipping me in the face any longer its your hair or me.

MichaelYoung1976 · February 2013

@knittingwitch Valentine's Day is tomorrow and you're just not worth it. We're done.

WeepingAngel81 · February 2013

Michael, you look at me like a piece of meat! I have brains too ya know?

Kearstin0730 · February 2013

@michaelyoung1
That was really mean how you broke up with that girl....we are through!

Adina81 · February 2013

@Kerstin Pretty sure we were done...yesterday. stop calling me.

Tiffanie0407 · February 2013

Get a clue it never was go to hades

wildcatnyc · February 2013

I can't date someone who's boobs are bigger than mine...we're done!

WeepingAngel81 · February 2013

Chicks with facial hair just don't do it for me wildcatnyc. Wax...then maybe we'll talk

knittingwitch · February 2013

I'm sorry I can't date someone with that big of a mustache

knittingwitch · February 2013

@vanessascott1 I breaking up with you because you beat me to it.

elpiper · February 2013

@knitting....the glow from your halo, halo.....I can see your halo.

Now i'm blind. rude. We are never, ever getting back together!

Kearstin0730 · February 2013

@elpiper
Too many song references! We are so done!!

Oklahoma_girl · February 2013

See what happen was.... Ok I can't lie through this one I want someone with more red in their hair

Break up with the person above you.

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