Break up with the person above you.

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  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
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    It's not you, it's me.
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
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    It's not me. It's you.
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
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    all you care about is your guns, i can't deal with it anymore!
  • amy_fulk
    amy_fulk Posts: 69
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    It's never been you. I loved the man I knew you could be, not the one in reality.
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
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    jzalisa....we had a great time, but all you care about is your stupid gun! i never get to see you and it's just too much for me to handle right now. i'm tired of you breaking my heart, especially the day before valentines day! enjoy your rifles, because you don't have me anymore!
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
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    Wow. That felt kind of real. Which leads me to believe you've been fake this whole time. I can't take it. Goodbye.
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
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    jzalisa....we had a great time, but all you care about is your stupid gun! i never get to see you and it's just too much for me to handle right now. i'm tired of you breaking my heart, especially the day before valentines day! enjoy your rifles, because you don't have me anymore!

    She bit me
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
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    jzalisa....we had a great time, but all you care about is your stupid gun! i never get to see you and it's just too much for me to handle right now. i'm tired of you breaking my heart, especially the day before valentines day! enjoy your rifles, because you don't have me anymore!

    HE bit me
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
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    @fara .. i know u love me.... alot... but the thing is that sometimes two people are not meant to be. its ok one day you will realize it was fate :)

    haha!!
  • JPal5
    JPal5 Posts: 178
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    You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal.
  • cubsgirlinny
    cubsgirlinny Posts: 282 Member
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    You're a nice girl, but I'm batting for the other team.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    I'm breaking up with you because you won't stop bringing up that one thing I did that time with Tinkerbell.....


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  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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    I'm breaking up with you because you won't stop bringing up that one thing I did that time with Tinkerbell.....

    BECAUSE YOU BEAT ME.

    Both in the MFP's hottest and also in the sense of domestic violence (lolz).
  • knittingwitch
    knittingwitch Posts: 231 Member
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    I'b breaking up with you because you loss more weight them me. Damn you One pound you cost me the love of my life damn you to hell.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    you knit.

    I just.....can't
  • JPal5
    JPal5 Posts: 178
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    All you do is knit all day!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    I'm breaking up with you because you won't stop bringing up that one thing I did that time with Tinkerbell.....

    BECAUSE YOU BEAT ME.

    Both in the MFP's hottest and also in the sense of domestic violence (lolz).

    I'll change baby I promise....It won't happen again.


    Breaking up with the person above because she's so secretive




    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
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  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
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    I'm breaking up with you because you won't stop bringing up that one thing I did that time with Tinkerbell.....

    BECAUSE YOU BEAT ME.

    Both in the MFP's hottest and also in the sense of domestic violence (lolz).

    I'll change baby I promise....It won't happen again.


    Breaking up with the person above because she's so secretive




    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
    jac-mr-mfp-o.gif

    Jac..i'm sorry man but it turns out I just like girls better.
  • JPal5
    JPal5 Posts: 178
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    I don’t think it’s ok to recite lines from Star Trek during our intimate times
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
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    How many times do you seriously need to fall to get it? I need someone who gets it, someone who sets themselves up to succeed...and not fail.

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