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Break up with the person above you.

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  • cubsgirlinny
    cubsgirlinny Posts: 282 Member
    You're a nice girl, but I'm batting for the other team.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    I'm breaking up with you because you won't stop bringing up that one thing I did that time with Tinkerbell.....


    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
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  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I'm breaking up with you because you won't stop bringing up that one thing I did that time with Tinkerbell.....

    BECAUSE YOU BEAT ME.

    Both in the MFP's hottest and also in the sense of domestic violence (lolz).
  • knittingwitch
    knittingwitch Posts: 231 Member
    I'b breaking up with you because you loss more weight them me. Damn you One pound you cost me the love of my life damn you to hell.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    you knit.

    I just.....can't
  • JPal5
    JPal5 Posts: 178
    All you do is knit all day!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    I'm breaking up with you because you won't stop bringing up that one thing I did that time with Tinkerbell.....

    BECAUSE YOU BEAT ME.

    Both in the MFP's hottest and also in the sense of domestic violence (lolz).

    I'll change baby I promise....It won't happen again.


    Breaking up with the person above because she's so secretive




    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
    jac-mr-mfp-o.gif
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    I'm breaking up with you because you won't stop bringing up that one thing I did that time with Tinkerbell.....

    BECAUSE YOU BEAT ME.

    Both in the MFP's hottest and also in the sense of domestic violence (lolz).

    I'll change baby I promise....It won't happen again.


    Breaking up with the person above because she's so secretive




    M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
    Ice cream afficionado
    "Winning" Certified Instructor
    Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
    jac-mr-mfp-o.gif

    Jac..i'm sorry man but it turns out I just like girls better.
  • JPal5
    JPal5 Posts: 178
    I don’t think it’s ok to recite lines from Star Trek during our intimate times
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    How many times do you seriously need to fall to get it? I need someone who gets it, someone who sets themselves up to succeed...and not fail.
  • christynek
    christynek Posts: 152 Member
    Bear wrestling is just wrong. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS?!?!?!?? We're done.
  • sgtrowley
    sgtrowley Posts: 246 Member
    Do we have to?
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    Stop looking at me like that we are over:(
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    @mrder37 After 6 months, I finally realized you have a penis...it's over!
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    @mrder37 After 6 months, I finally realized you have a penis...it's over!

    Steve when you brought home chocolate ice cream because I told you I was tired of our vanilla lifestyle. WTF dude.
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    With every pound you lost you lost a bit of me it's over skinny:)
  • pxpwop
    pxpwop Posts: 704 Member
    Its not me, its you. Trust me. Good luck!
  • WhenIAmKing
    WhenIAmKing Posts: 13 Member
    You like pikachu, I like bulbasaur, it could never be.
  • johnny059qn
    johnny059qn Posts: 163 Member
    You STILL want to be King?!?! We are DONE!!!
  • daj150
    daj150 Posts: 815 Member
    I know I broke up with you before...not sure why I have to do it again...oh well...we are over! Again...
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    You didn't tell me I was pretty in the last 5 minutes. I can't take that kind of abuse. We're through.
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
    I'm sorry daj, its not you....its the fact that you have a penis. I'll think of you kindly and with warmth in my heart.

    Do you have a sister?????:drinker:
  • KenosFeoh
    KenosFeoh Posts: 1,837 Member
    I have a sister. Would you like to meet her? I won't be around anymore.
  • alipene
    alipene Posts: 945 Member
    Hirgy,my horse freaks out whenever you are around, so there must be something seriously wrong with you that is invisible to the human eye.
  • angiebirdie
    angiebirdie Posts: 64 Member
    alipene, you're allergic to my cat. also, you are female and i've stopped questioning my sexuality
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    long distances just don't work for me
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    you kiss bears. that's icky. bye.
  • Angel37615
    Angel37615 Posts: 87 Member
    @bearkisses: you are just such a bear in the mornings.
  • whitmars106
    whitmars106 Posts: 118 Member
    @Angel37615, I just can't handle both of us PMS'ing. :flowerforyou:
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    I don't like the way you're eye is looking at me it's over
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