Break up with the person above you.
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@YAY: You said no to a threesome. BOO!!! =P0
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@ YAY You're wedding dress is better than mine0
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You left me behind during the tough mudder, this isnt working.0
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Im just not into women...but I'll call you when I am.0
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ummm0
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@featherkiss I need you to kiss harder...these feathery kisses just aren't doing it for me.0
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you just dont say much, i feel like im talking to myself all the time0
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i gotta bail because I noticed you talk to yourself.0
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Talking to myself is a sign of a healthy mind. If you can't accept that then we're over.0
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How about talking to me for a change?0
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Talking to myself is a sign of a healthy mind. If you can't accept that then we're over.0
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@xgraciegirlx You are too cute, anytime I see you it makes me want to grab your cheeks, and then I look crazy0
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@xgraciegirlx You are too cute, anytime I see you it makes me want to grab your cheeks, and then I look crazy
and that's probably a good reason to break up.0 -
@motivated I can't date someone who needs a straight jacket, sorry. I love your eyes though!0
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@motivated I can't date someone who needs a straight jacket, sorry. I love your eyes though!
I need someone who is a little kinkier0 -
@Gracie Your makeup is better than mine, I'm out of here!
As pretty as you are, I don't date pirates, sorry. Call me when you have a real job!0 -
@sk: Because you beat me up all of the time.... I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!0
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@ Danny....I keep hurting myself on your rock hard abs0
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My tablecloth is the same colour as your dress tie, ( I love green ) but can't be with someone that wears the same colour. ;-)0
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I clash with other redheads0
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I clash....0
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You are too old for me I am sorry it's over0
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Your rack is bigger than mine, I can't handle the jealousy0
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Your rack is bigger than mine, I can't handle the jealousy0
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This long distance relationship just isnt working out.0
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you never listen to me those damn things in your ears, i'm out!0
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This long distance relationship just isnt working out.
I can't be with someone who wears a toque at the gym.
What's that about??0
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