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Break up with the person above you.

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I can no longer live with only red lighting. BEGONE WOMAN!
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    i'm so over your moody photos. i can't handle your type of crazy. duces.
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    You're to good looking I can't keep hitting other men for staring its over
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    your jealousy and inability to keep your hands off me is exhausting. i can't take it anymore.
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    That's what hands are for
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Your inability to choose a hair color shows me that you lack conviction. I'm sorry, I can't handle that.
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    your inability to reply to the right person is silly. it's over!
  • michaelalouise3915
    michaelalouise3915 Posts: 124 Member
    I'm not sure I can out do your duck face, I'm sorry.
  • Ilovevwgolf
    Ilovevwgolf Posts: 564 Member
    You remind me of my ex too much!
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    you biceps intimidate and emasculate me in bed.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    You didn't tell me how you wanted kissed. You wouldn't say soft, hard, crazy, push me up against the wall..or anything..communication is key!!

    all of the above please :devil:

    noraidis, you have better muscle definition than I do
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    tera, baby, it's been fun but i'm over the whole Down Under thing.
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    You're always on top wait why are we breaking up?
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    because you told me i wasn't pretty in the morning! :sad:
  • Caged_Heat
    Caged_Heat Posts: 1,031 Member
    You're extremely attractive, you're gorgeous. I'm looking at you, I can't even remember my name. We're finished!
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    I did not and no you're not but that bed head that's a different matter:wink:
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    Because you broke up with her so recently...man you are fast to jump relationships
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    you're too honest, it hurts my soul. i can't deal with you anymore! i need someone to lie to me, always!
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    I didn't know I was married? or I never would have started this relationship with you!!
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    :( i fixed my post but it too was too late, i mislead you!
  • Caged_Heat
    Caged_Heat Posts: 1,031 Member
    Please don't beg. I said we were finished!
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    go home to your WIFE and leave me be, i'll mend my broken heart somehow!
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    because you wont come and live with me down under, I cant handle the long distances, sorry baby
  • Ilovevwgolf
    Ilovevwgolf Posts: 564 Member
    she's going to stress me out
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    there can only be 1 pretty girl in a relationship, and you've claimed the title. my self esteem can't handle it!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    How can I be with someone with eyes that big? They'd always be watching!
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    how could you be so hard to reach! what if i was in an accident and called to tell you i was dying? you wouldn't even pick up.
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    Now you're dumping that guy as well ohh it's so over:)
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    you just arent in tune with my needs baby, I'm gone
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    it's NEVER over between you and me boo :) ....wait, were you talking to that girl? IT'S OVER!
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