Break up with the person above you.

fara180

slim jim's from the 50s are gross. no thank you.

weightedfootsteps

@ slim~You don't like chocolate!!! Chocolate is a staple in my life..If you can't take it then you can't take me!!

@ fara~ I like beef if you can't handle it I don't see how we could be together.

MyChocolateDiet

I just can't take any more chocolate in my diet. I must leave you, my love.

okay just leave all the chocolate behind. and your wallet. buh bye!

ClareRae

You stapled chocolate to yourself AGAIN?! That's IT! I'm calling The People In The White Coats to come get you! I've had enough!

Caged_Heat

You look amazing and you're flirting with everyone. We're so over!

turtlefitnessdad

i just can't handle you anymore, you push me two hard and it hurts.

jbutterflye

I thought we'd walk off into the sunset TOGETHER!

ohnstadk

You are always playing on your phone, and its costing me to much money - we are over

Terasome

you never look at me anymore you are always looking at someone else

jbutterflye

You walked all over me & now I'm walking out!

turtlefitnessdad

your phone is not my type.

ohnstadk

you are always walking away from me

turtlefitnessdad

i am tired of your nagging about how i walk.

Terasome

you are always walking away you never listen

AngelUK1985

sorry your just not my type

runwmeNC

I saw you hugging/making out with that other person!

Terasome

you left me in Vegas, Im distraught now how could you?

runwmeNC

You called me a fat *kitten* for gaining so much weight, did you think I would just take it???

CassieReannan

I'm sorry.. I can't date a scottish person.

MissMdM

It's not me it's you ><

runwmeNC

It is you.... not me

Debtastic12

sorry your dumped the man boobs have put me off....................................

SwimFan1981

I'm jealous of the muscles, it will never work

runwmeNC

sorry your dumped the man boobs have put me off....................................

You're just envious my moobs are bigger than your boobs ..

I'm jealous of the muscles, it will never work

@swimfan You're too pretty.... I was jealous all the time

underthecherrytree

Too much hair for me to handle

xGracieGirlx

All you do is stand under trees. It's not going to work.

sam308lbs

i cant kiss your neck cuz you're always wearing a hoodie..its not gonna work!

turtlefitnessdad

i can't believe you direspected the turtle species.........we are so through. :sad: :sad: :sad:

runwmeNC

We experimented in college sure, but I'm done with this lifestyle, I'm ready for a heterosexual relationship now.

xGracieGirlx

I don't think you really know what you want. Call me when you do.