Break up with the person above you.

Mumbles83

that rules me out to then ! i give up

oudixon

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KainStar

Everything is funny to you.

sgtrowley

I like funny... we are done!

fara180

you're so picky about everything. i cant take it!

foxro

fara180 ...sorry but the two heads .....

Contrarian

I am married to the sea.

unapologeticallyemma

Foxro - I'm sorry but you're so blurry all the time, I find it hard to see you. I'm sure you'll be happier with someone who doesn't feel like they are drunk every time they look at you, maybe a blind person?

simplyxaddicted

You didn't buy me anything for valentines day . It's so over

tnt008

OMG... I don't know if I can. Ahhhhh, your too young??? Thats all I got. I wouldn't break up with you.

simplyxaddicted

You have too many pretty Girls on your friends list and iam jealous . It's over !

fara180

i can't handle guys hitting on you all the time, we're through.

whierd

Looks like you've found a woman lover. We're done.

fara180

you can't break up with me, i broke up with you last night.

piratemerdi

fara: I can't date someone prettier than me; it makes me self-conscious.

whierd

You can't seem to choose a hair color/style. You lack conviction.

piratemerdi

(That actually made me laugh).

You're 7 years older than me. That should be reason enough.

perfectlyimperfectturk

Look, it's not you, it's me. No hard feelings, okay?

SwimFan1981

It's me, I know it...Do what you need to do, farewell...

piratemerdi

I just don't like black and white photos! Sorry

whierd

Apparently I am too old for you. :P

fara180

you said you'd never love a woman as much as you love your tablet, i cant compete!

sissiluv

@Fara: I find I've become a hypocrite and am unable to date a person with half a face. :c

piratemerdi

sissi: I'm sick and tired of dating people who wear glasses. I need someone with good vision.

fara180

pirate- you're too sexy for me, i can't handle feeling second best.

ohnstadk

when we go out on a date the waiter is always leering, not cool

weightedfootsteps

your breaking up with a really awesome girl...we could have shared

fara180

you always wanna share me! not cool.

Josh_H

nope :P

fara180

you always flirt with other girls, i'm over it.