Break up with the person above you.

ohnstadk

you are always breaking up with people you dont know, its kinda wierd, we are done

piratemerdi

I'm not into women. I probably should've thought about that sooner.

whierd

The long distance is too hard. I'm sorry, it is over.

ohnstadk

you are so mean breaking up with others

fara180

you hurt my feelings too much

whierd

Your feelings are too easily hurt. I can't stand having to walk on eggshells.

fara180

you're online way too much and in the bedroom way too little. i need to replace you.

ohnstadk

your the person my mother warned me about

fara180

it's oh so wrong, but oh so right. maybe we could work things out?

turtlefitnessdad

all you ever do is look up at me when your down there.

ChristinaK69

You always walk away when I'm talking to you! Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out...

turtlefitnessdad

i am tired of you needing all that alone time, you gots things to be doing. I am through.

weightedfootsteps

Haven't you had enough of me yet?!! Its like your insatiable!! Actually I kinda like that!! Can we just stay really good friends?

SwimFan1981

It's all a bit too...red....

turtlefitnessdad

you are to famous now and i just can't stop putting those pics up on facebook, we just can't continue like this anymore.

SwimFan1981

Your choice, its the poo or me

sunman00

sorry doll, I like a girl that eats meat :glasses:

simplyxaddicted

I feel like we have grown apart these last few minutes . It's over !

turtlefitnessdad

those little black beads on your necklece, yeah........i want those but you won't let me have them. We are through till you share.

excello1980

if you wont tell your wife about us, its OVER!!!!

weightedfootsteps

You want to break up a marriage even though you aren't together with him anymore!!! I'm done!!

Terasome

you keep getting up and dancing when I want special time, I just cant do this

tnt008

Sorry, its just not working

heymirth

Sorry I'm not gay

xMallie

Your goatie is too well shaped... I'm sorry.

runwmeNC

You've lost too much weight, and I like big butts and can not lie

xMallie

I just want to lick your belly button too much, sorry bby.

runwmeNC

The hairballs you cough up gross me out

xMallie

You're too rough in the Red Room of Pain, I hate when you taser me

turtlefitnessdad

you wear to much black for me, black is fine but you just have to much on.