Break up with the person above you.

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  • Macgeek74
    Macgeek74 Posts: 298 Member
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    You said no to motorboating
  • xGracieGirlx
    xGracieGirlx Posts: 99 Member
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    I was "screwing around" on linkd in and ran into my ex and we emailed for awhile and he suggested meeting but I didn't want to tell you cause I thought it might bother you, so I asked a bunch of ppl online who of course said "go for it" you don't OWN me, and so I did, and then we got down, and I liked it, so now I'm divorcing you. It's not you, it's me.

    @ MyChocolate You talk too much... It's over!

    You never communicate with me!
  • sdbart
    sdbart Posts: 189 Member
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    You were too drunk... all the time @ macgeek
  • JLPaige
    JLPaige Posts: 194
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    You motorboat too much
  • xGracieGirlx
    xGracieGirlx Posts: 99 Member
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    @xGracieGirlx You're cuter then me :(

    You lie all the time!
  • Macgeek74
    Macgeek74 Posts: 298 Member
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    You were too drunk... all the time @ macgeek

    You must really know me. haha Jk
  • motivatedshi
    motivatedshi Posts: 75 Member
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    your rock bangs better than me! I just cant look at you everyday wishing I had your bone structure, its not good for my self-confidence!
  • OliveDouglas
    OliveDouglas Posts: 95
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    You're too much of a pretty boy @macgeek
  • JLPaige
    JLPaige Posts: 194
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    You love him more than me
  • YAYJules
    YAYJules Posts: 282 Member
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    You're too much of a pretty boy @macgeek

    You seem to have a body guard. Sorry, 3 is a crowd.
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
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    @YAY: You said no to a threesome. BOO!!! =P
  • JLPaige
    JLPaige Posts: 194
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    @ YAY You're wedding dress is better than mine
  • savvygurl101
    savvygurl101 Posts: 37 Member
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    You left me behind during the tough mudder, this isnt working.
  • Turtle003
    Turtle003 Posts: 133 Member
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    Im just not into women...but I'll call you when I am.
  • featherkiss
    featherkiss Posts: 53
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    ummm
  • JLPaige
    JLPaige Posts: 194
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    @featherkiss I need you to kiss harder...these feathery kisses just aren't doing it for me.
  • motivatedshi
    motivatedshi Posts: 75 Member
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    you just dont say much, i feel like im talking to myself all the time
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    i gotta bail because I noticed you talk to yourself.
  • xGracieGirlx
    xGracieGirlx Posts: 99 Member
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    Talking to myself is a sign of a healthy mind. If you can't accept that then we're over.
  • JLPaige
    JLPaige Posts: 194
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    How about talking to me for a change?

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