Break up with the person above you.

matt2442

I usually dont date plates of vegetables, my bad

05HeatherLouise05

Your bathroom sink just isn't doing it for me..........

whierd

I'm sorry, but I don't conform to your standards.

weightedfootsteps

That seatbelt is getting in my way too much!!

Terasome

you wont kiss me the way I like it

007bondage

I'm allergic to Aussies ! lol (jk) :flowerforyou:

Mrder37

You're face changes every 8 to 10 years:)

weightedfootsteps

your name says murder....kinda worries me

Terasome

your muscles are attracting too much attention @Mrder

weightedfootsteps

You didn't tell me how you wanted kissed. You wouldn't say soft, hard, crazy, push me up against the wall..or anything..communication is key!!

whierd

I can no longer live with only red lighting. BEGONE WOMAN!

fara180

i'm so over your moody photos. i can't handle your type of crazy. duces.

Mrder37

You're to good looking I can't keep hitting other men for staring its over

fara180

your jealousy and inability to keep your hands off me is exhausting. i can't take it anymore.

Mrder37

That's what hands are for

whierd

Your inability to choose a hair color shows me that you lack conviction. I'm sorry, I can't handle that.

fara180

your inability to reply to the right person is silly. it's over!

michaelalouise3915

I'm not sure I can out do your duck face, I'm sorry.

Ilovevwgolf

You remind me of my ex too much!

fara180

you biceps intimidate and emasculate me in bed.