Break up with the person above you.

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  • simplyxaddicted
    simplyxaddicted Posts: 292 Member
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    You are just too pretty for me
  • amy_fulk
    amy_fulk Posts: 69
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    simplyxaddict: I'm sorry, but you just don't have the right equipment for me. :P You're still beautiful, though!
  • mikejholmes
    mikejholmes Posts: 291 Member
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    amy_fulk -- nuh uh! No way I could break up with you! Yowza!
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
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    What's the big idea? You can't date the person before me and me at the same time. WE'RE THROUGH! *storm out, slams door*
  • Higgles9
    Higgles9 Posts: 4
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    You have a kid. I'm so sorry. Cutie though!
  • sdbart
    sdbart Posts: 189 Member
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    you seem to like your chest more than me....
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
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    You have a kid. I'm so sorry. Cutie though!

    I do have a kid, she's 24yrs old. That cutie is my grandson.
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
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    I'm the same age as your kid, I'm leaving you for her
  • JustMyImagiNAYtion
    JustMyImagiNAYtion Posts: 76 Member
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    i prefer the male variety.. this isnt working out ;(
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 392 Member
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    Your smile is way to happy for my miserable existance....
    I'm sorry.
  • simplyxaddicted
    simplyxaddicted Posts: 292 Member
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    I'm sorry , you drink too much it's over
  • rishonb
    rishonb Posts: 232
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    sorry if your friend cant join us than we cant be together..lol
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
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    You're cheating on me with some blondes!
  • sgtrowley
    sgtrowley Posts: 246 Member
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    Wait.. you were cheating on me with some one cheating on you... were done!!
  • Cindy873
    Cindy873 Posts: 1,165
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    You couldn't see that she was blatantly cheating on you? Sorry, I need someone more observant.
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
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    You keep stepping on my feet with those heels when we dance. My toes now look like you smashed them with a hammer and I dont have health ins.
  • avasano
    avasano Posts: 487 Member
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    Damn it, you respond to things to quick, i need a guy who take it slow...
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
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    A hat inside no way we are over
  • willtrainforchocolate
    willtrainforchocolate Posts: 38 Member
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    Mrder37, sorry mate. We're done. Your name sounds like a killer to me. :O


    ;)
  • avasano
    avasano Posts: 487 Member
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    i'm sorry im dating "The Stig" now.

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