Break up with the person above you.

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  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    @simplyxaddict
    With those bosoms, I've never actually seen your eyes. It can't go on like this.
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    It's me or the dog.


    (I'd never actually do that by the way, and your pup looks adorable).
  • PopCorn_Said
    PopCorn_Said Posts: 119
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    @coliemarieale I think I like men... can we be friends?
  • serendipitious_girl
    serendipitious_girl Posts: 80
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    I have this sudden urge to turn straight. You do understand, right?:tongue:
  • MsP90X
    MsP90X Posts: 1,053 Member
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    It must have been a moment of weakness or too much alcohol... I am sorry, but we can be friends :)
  • sdbart
    sdbart Posts: 189 Member
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    I just can't take all the cuteness anymore! Am am not your freaking HunnyBunny PoohBear!
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    You only drink a glass of wine or two on the weekends :(
  • MM_1982
    MM_1982 Posts: 374
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    @serendipitiou. Even though you can cook some super yummy spicy Indian food, it's illegal for me to date anyone under the age of 18. I value my freedom too much.
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
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    You never answer my calls!
  • RosscoBoscko
    RosscoBoscko Posts: 632 Member
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    I just can't stand that you look better in purple than I do.
  • booklvr81
    booklvr81 Posts: 30 Member
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    I'm sorry, I just can't date a jock. Your clothes make me giggle :)
  • GeekTink
    GeekTink Posts: 98 Member
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    I sorry, its the flower thing, you know I hate flowers! You do it on purpose! It's not fair. You don't love me anymore!!! *sobs*
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    You look better in pink than I do :(
  • stackhsc
    stackhsc Posts: 439 Member
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    you dont add any color to my life anymore
  • Cindy873
    Cindy873 Posts: 1,165
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    That child doesn't look like me. I think you've been cheating.
  • xoemmytee
    xoemmytee Posts: 162 Member
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    I'm cheating because you don't have a face. I like people with faces. You're just not my type...
  • RosscoBoscko
    RosscoBoscko Posts: 632 Member
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    It's thats look. I can't concentrate on anything else when you look....... what was I saying?
  • alipene
    alipene Posts: 945 Member
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    You play too dirty. I'm out!
  • MG_Fit
    MG_Fit Posts: 1,143 Member
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    I am allergic to horses...sorry!
  • sdbart
    sdbart Posts: 189 Member
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    You remind me too much of the guy from the Nintendo DS Brain games...

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