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Logic is fattening. Get out, hater ;)

I know a friend of mine had great success with quitting after she downloaded an app that tracked how much she WASN'T smoking-- it was a bit like a video game, giving trophies and things for reaching x number of cigarettes not smoked, and also motivating because she could look at it while craving and see that she was only…

MFP measures in %, not mg, because as you literally just said, the recommended mg is different for each person. If the RDA for you is 1300mg, then 100% of that is 1300mg. If your RDA is 1000mg, then 100% of that is 1000mg. If you are THAT invested in calculating your calcium intake directly, then your best advice is to get…

OMFG thank you for the laugh, that was the most brilliant pun I've heard in a long, long time.

I don't understand what it is you're looking for. Your post literally says "I know you can't choose where to lose weight or tone" and then immediately goes on to ask how to tone in the place you've chosen.

That's when you laugh your *kitten* off and say "and you're such a catch that even UGLY FAT GIRLS are rejecting you!" and then continue to laugh your *kitten* off until you need to be hospitalized for an inability to breathe. The insecurity of *kitten* is hilarious (but damn, doesn't it make you wish you HAD gone on that…

DEFINITELY alert the staff about it. Odds are, you aren't the first person she's been a righteous **** at, and they will have to address the issue of her antisocial behaviour.

Yeah but you got 400+ lbs on your back. If you didn't grunt, we'd be calling the authorities about the escaped T-100. It's those ****noses who pick up a 20kg plate to load the bar and sound like Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally that are the problem.

I'm sorry! It's really hard to read sarcasm over the internet. (Of all the useless technological breakthroughs we've had, why not something that makes sarcasm obvious? Get on it, Google!) I thought you were being serious, so I gave you the NO STOP IT answer. In actual seriousness though, as another poster already said:…

What are hip dips and why you should stop caring about them. (Source: http://size10plz.tumblr.com) Lately on my dash I’ve been seeing posts about hip dips, and anonymous questions on how to prevent hip dips or how much they hate theirs. I just want to let you know that it’s normal. The celebrities or girls in your thinspo…

It's coffee with grass-fed butter and coconut oil or MCT oil mixed into it.

ROOOOSEMARY No seriously, if you see a rosemary-scented perfume/body spray out there, you get your *kitten* on MFP and inbox me about right away.

Do you use MFP on a mobile device? Scan the packaging, and that will give you the details for one serving of the fajita if prepared to the instructions on the box. (ie, one serving of tortilla, chicken, seasoning, salsa, one red pepper, one green pepper, one onion) Or, if you really want to be THAT exact; just look around…

The hell does someone changing their username over several years on a site have anything to do with their argument? Is this the new "if you can't fault their argument, correct their grammar" response?

Easier for me, but that probably had more to do with the reasons I needed it removed than the removal itself.

MCT oil is great, but the BP exec stuff is completely overpriced, imho. The claims that it's "~so much better for you for all these ~mystical secret reasons that we won't provide any independently-tested data on" set off my bullsh alarms louder than anything. If anyone here prefers it to other brands, that's their…

I'm pretty sure there is more tea in my pantry than actual food or ingredients! I'm not an addict though. I could stop any time I wanted... I just don't want to... I was actually not aware that people drank tea iced until I visited the USA a decade ago. Up until then, I'd only ever known hot tea (and felt a shudder of…

I killed about 3 square feet of the garden (no, that's a good thing)!

8 billion years.. ish

Did you try different brands? I've been told that some brands have that vile aftertaste you mention, and others don't-- but that will probably depend on your personal sensitivity to that kind of taste. I was recommended NuNaturals alcohol-free stevia drops as not having the aftertaste, but I've not tried it myself.

Hi Jestinia! I'm definitely NOT celiac, but suffer an itchy rash on my hands and face when I'm stressed-- dermatologists could never tell me what it was, just that I could use steroid cream on it. Forever. It vanished when I started cutting out carbs. I thought it might have been a coincidence, except that if I DO eat more…

That's not even close to what they said and you know it.

It really depends on a number of factors. First off, how tall are you? Forty pounds on a six-foot person doesn't look nearly as dramatic as forty pounds on a five-foot person (frustrating, but understandable when you think about proportions).

This might come as a shock to you, but people use these forums for support. Hearing other people say 'the same thing happened to me once' means the OP gets to hear that no, it's not that she's spectacularly pregnant-looking, it's just that some people can't keep their intrusive questions to themselves. If you can't…

As soon as I saw the thread title I was like 'clicking this will get me rickrolled. It's been a while since I was rickrolled. HELL YES I'M CLICKING.' OP did not disappoint!

I'm only ten days in, so I think I'm still in the honeymoon phase. I'll report back in a few weeks!

Just so you know, you can buy sample pack boxes on the websites that contain one or two each of their most popular flavours-- they're included in the sale. That's what I did, because a) bargain and b) get to try all the flavours!

Then don't do the survey. Jesus christ, next you'll be demanding she come around and type the URL in your browser for you personally.

You are an actual angel descended from heaven to bring us this message. May all your gains be lean, and your bacon never burnt.

LMFAO guess that means those 10k runs I do before breakfast were all a figment of my imagination. Is your *kitten* jealous of the crap coming out of your keyboard?