HungryKoala

I cant be with a conehead forever, goodbye.

Dog poo, dog poo, yucky yucky dog poo. Dog poo on the chair... all on the sides, all up there, yucky yucky smelly dog poo! -Drop Dead Fred

Crap! You look good!

Nope

I weigh in whenever I 'feel' like I'll like the numbers, reduces the risk of me throwing the scale into a frozen pond.

Scrub yo face twice a day, moisturize and push skin upward.

Hey there!!!

Imma wearing compression suit when I sleep while I'm losing weight, they are supposed to be great for keeping skin tight!

No. I dont.

who LOCKS a chocolate cupboard.. *goes back to reading post*.

I am so jealous! You are looking great!

Kick *kitten* rewards guys!

Hello and welcome~!

HERE IT IS!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nknsl8_ODqU This will give you some great info on the muscles in your face and how to massage em correctly

Witch hazel is a good product, mostly in the jaw area and cheeks, you're gonna want to massage your whole face upward, put your palms on the side of your chin and always do upward movements applying a good moisturizer, I cannot stress how good face massages are for you! ... I wonder if I can find that thing to show you…

With your eyes, use the ice cube as well, Always use your ring fingers to apply eye creme.

Oh man! Oh man! I am so excited! This is something I KNOW about! Hooray! Okay so you're gonna want the following. A cleanser (this should be customized for YOUR skin mostly creme cleansers for dry and gel cleansers for oily) A Toner (this balances the PH of your skin since washing and cleansing sets it off a bit) A…

Welcome yo!!!!!

Right on! We can do this, if any of you EVER need anything, message me!

I just realized I NEVER read expiration dates.

Honestly, no. If someone said something (so far no one has, but I think the HUGE TATAS stop em... seriously, I could knock em out with a beub.) I'd just say something meaner. *smiles sweetly* Seriously though, people are people who are peoplin' so no point in looking down or LETTING others look down on you.

MMMMMMM. Food.

****. Meant to put this in motivation area...

One question- DO they cause anal leakage?

Not I. But I am curious about it, would you mind telling me what its like?

I never thought of it- I've just been allowing the deficit.. but 7lbs in only a few days lost... imma keep doin it that way.

MAKE yourself work out, no matter how much you need to *****, piss, moan, or feel like poo- make yourself, and make yourself do the other stuff too- its never to late start again

Just dont talk to her about the subject of weight, if she asks why you ordered what you ordered say 'I really craved it, or that sounds delicious"

sagacious

Yea! I wanna hear these tips *does the truffle shuffle*