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Absolutely and when you visit London be sure to ask where you can hire a Boris Spazzwanker

"I have a cute vagina" That's nice but your medical notes say you have acute angina

If your doctors, your nutritionist and pretty much all the random internet strangers replying all agree that you need to eat more and exercise less then maybe that's the answer. I looked back on your diary and you are logging consistently low calories, you don't vary what you eat and it looks like you have a very tight…

I really don't know why it happens to them because sometimes it's down to bad luck rather than stupidity. Poor buggers

Your skin is scarlet and you're wearing a cervical colour because you thought you'd try surfing, forgot the sunscreen and got dumped on a sandbank You keep checking under the toilet seat for spiders You go for a road trip in the outback and have to be rescued because you forgot extra fuel and water If you are German then…

This is a pathetic statement. I have worked in ICU for 20 years and have looked after many people who had cardiac arrests or severe anaphylactic reactions during the induction phase of their anesthesia for procedures considered by themselves or their family as "minor". Some of these patients died and they didn't even…

The soundtrack to Rocky Horror. I do the Timewarp whilst vacuuming

I always thought that honey was a euphemism for something else as Pooh acted like it was crack Maybe AA Milne was ahead of his time in believing that sucrose was addictive

Did you know that baby puffins are called pufflings? How cute is that

I have a natural affinity for the elephant as I have a big bum and a big nose. Mind you I also have an abnormally long neck and spots .......

And now imagine that the person in front of you has heard that yoga is a great cure for haemorrhoids ...

So we can grow it really long and then weave it across the chest to create a boob support

You need to get yours checked

It's a long way to the shop if you wanna sausage roll

Australia Liked it so much I stayed and became an Australian

He also has a house with lots of balloons attached

Which painkillers made you feel like that? There are different families of drugs so there may be another you could try

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Cat gifs are for morons

Do you mean when you move it feels as though your shoulder joint pops or do you mean when you feel the skin it feels like rice crispies underneath? Is it's the former I'm not sure but if it's the latter your should head off to the emergency room pdq.

I love food, I love to cook, bake. I read food magazines and think about food a lot. I've never been over weight, in 43 years, not because I'm naturally thin but because I choose not to have big portions of what I love. I choose not to snack. I choose not to bake every day and when I do I adjust the rest of my diet so I…

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Mirey :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: Brilliant idea Taunto

When I went to log this I found an entry in the data base for the same brand where someone had entered 0.971 of a tub. Who does that? Why not eat the whole tub? Did some one else get the 0.029 bit?

Finally got hold of some salted caramel ice cream to try. This is hazelnut with salted caramel and chocolate covered hazelnuts.

I hear you. Do you reckon they root voluntarily or do they get paid?

Well done, you have just made the first statement on MFP the has genuinely made me angry rather than mildly irritated. I have worked with doctors from pretty much every country in the world with a medical school and British doctors hard hands down the best. It is highly possible to rule out cardiac chest pain based on full…