anubis609 Member

Extreme bulking is how I see it. He obviously knows the dangers involved. It's no different than someone who was curious enough to do drugs "just for the experience." Is it extreme? Yes. Is it necessary? No. Is it sympathetically touching? Arguable. Though, experimentation does intrigue me. Other than that, I'll probably…

You mean people got paid to eat like I used to? Sunuvabi*ch. In all seriousness, that's what I'd do if I were in marketing. Nothing personal. It's just business.

I think "real" would most likely qualify as tangible. To some, the virtual connection seems to be all the reality they need...

Of course you would. :laugh: Where's the food porn album, damn it?! :angry:

Oh yeah, then there's that specific reason why they add me. Creating online spectacles keeps me motivated.

"I sent it to your inbox." Myth.

I haven't. They add me from lol frenzy. Only when the delirium wears off, do they realize the damage they've done.

A list of your sexual positions that don't induce queefing [glitter]. Please itemize them in accordance to frequency used and intensity put forth.

They queef. That's truth. Queefing glitter? Myth. *Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*

Since you're a bottom, find a top that will work you like a drug mule.

I believe one should exercise the lungs like they do any part of the body. Pre and post workout cigarettes are a sure fire way to keep your HR up to keep burning extra calories. I used to have a mid-set smoke break.

It's just the nature of how the body works. Don't get too stressed over it. Give it a month. If you aren't seeing the results you want, you can then decide if you should change up something in the routine.

You forgot to derail your own topic with nut butter, queef glitter, and topics of menstruation.

Pearl. Necklace.

Everything I bring with me to perform my duty is electronic. E-cig + iPhone. I just refuse to virtually wipe my *kitten*. That must be done with at least 2-ply toilet paper. I demand comfort.

An extensive collection of hand-crafted butterfly knives.

I hate everyone equally, so there's almost nothing I don't judge.

I'd rather they delete me. Saves me time. Unless I'm dropping a deuce, then I'm on the app, where I swipe before I wipe.

1) Eat 2) Back 3) Your 4) Exercise 5) Calories

It could just be a large fart processing its way through your colon. Other than that, I have no helpful suggestions if the only info provided is that it feels like non-menstrual bloating...

You could log it as "moving - lifting heavy boxes" or whatever the database provides for that. I used to work as a loader for FedEx. Otherwise the standard alternative answer is the suggestion to use a HRM to provide a more accurate estimate of calories burned.

I judge everything that everyone does at any given moment, just because it makes me feel better about myself. I expect the same treatment.

No effing way. Don't tell me that you also believe that water is actually a vital source of hydration, too?

Only if you got Grants and Benjamins in that stack, under the Jackson. I only roll with ballers.

One stick of spearmint gum. We had some cheap *kitten* neighbors.

I thought it was popsicle suppositories. Huh. The more you know.

My future children will believe in every conspiracy theory I tell them. The greatest lie told to me was that they have no favorite child.

I'm so glad I don't run. That's probably how I lost so much weight.

If the toast is on fire, it is already burning calories. If it's not on fire, smoke it.