Toast

SimplyFreckled
SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
edited October 2024 in Food and Nutrition
If I burn my toast, does it have less calories than bread? :ohwell:

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  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Is this some sort of veiled post about a yeast infection? :huh:
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 933 Member
    What do you think?
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    Is this some sort of veiled post about a yeast infection? :huh:

    No. Its obvious. This is a veiled post about snowballing.

    How'd you not get that?
  • riccoismydog
    riccoismydog Posts: 319 Member
    Yes it does, but not enough to make any difference in the big picture. Definetely not worth burning your toast to lower it's calorie content. Cut the crusts off instead.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,187 Member
    If I burn my toast, does it have less calories than bread? :ohwell:

    Only if you scrape the burnt bits. If you don't scrape it, the charred carbon will actually triple the calorie value of the bread.
  • daves160
    daves160 Posts: 600 Member
    Better yet, don't eat toast!
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Is this some sort of veiled post about a yeast infection? :huh:

    No. Its obvious. This is a veiled post about snowballing.

    How'd you not get that?

    Gotta be my new glasses.
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,271 Member
    Only if you eat it standing on your head
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    Yes it does, but not enough to make any difference in the big picture. Definetely not worth burning your toast to lower it's calorie content. Cut the crusts off instead.

    But the crusts give you curly hair.
  • rileamoyer
    rileamoyer Posts: 2,412 Member
    Gads, are we splitting hairs here? Oops, better be careful,. :blushing:
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,271 Member
    Yes it does, but not enough to make any difference in the big picture. Definetely not worth burning your toast to lower it's calorie content. Cut the crusts off instead.

    But the crusts give you curly hair.

    Well THAT explains it!! I told my mom to cut my crusts off but she never did! Now I am cursed with this curly hair forever!!! :ohwell:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    If the toast is on fire, it is already burning calories. If it's not on fire, smoke it.
  • capriciousmoon
    capriciousmoon Posts: 1,263 Member
    No, you have to freeze and blend things to take out the calories.

    Or microwave it for 7 seconds. http://notalwaysright.com/fattening-fallacies/2036
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    If the toast is on fire, it is already burning calories. If it's not on fire, smoke it.

    Great advice. I'm going to take some bong hits of toast this evening. Cheers! :drinker:
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
    No, you have to freeze and blend things to take out the calories.

    Or microwave it for 7 seconds. http://notalwaysright.com/fattening-fallacies/2036


    I never thought to freeze it first!! BRILLIANT!
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    ya'll crack me up!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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