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IT'S A TRAP !
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9.5
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Go poop and weigh again
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$5 ???
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she would...but boy would my wife be pissed
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Fake news site??? So....Justin Bieber isn't really playing Little Orphan Annie on Broadway?? :((
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I dunno....sounds like work
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I dunno...skinnyfat I guess (or #6 above) with hopes of being #5 above...yes, I wish to be a muscular black man
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MFP Friends are like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!
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in for hot moms....and grandmas :wink:
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Yeah, this sounds like a reverse psychology kind of thing :laugh:
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Superfluous U Man, because he adds the letter U in words like favorite and color :tongue:
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I think we're being "Punk'd", nobody likes "Mannequin" :laugh:
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I dunno...maybe if she was wearing a thin white tank top
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"Als Luise die Briefe ihres ungetreuen Liebhabers verbrannte" ~ W.A. Mozart
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ewwww...not if she sweats
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oh man!!! I'm gonna donate triple next time !
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I wonder how much support this would be getting if the genders were reversed?? Just saying
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the frenulum labii superioris
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well this is turning into quite the tangled web
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THIS
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what is she going to bang against the coffee table in the midde of the night ?
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Honey, I’m from a big family; you’re gonna be having 8 brothers-in-law and 7 sisters-in-law!
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You must be a sweepstakes, because I want to enter you.
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Joey, do you like movies about gladiators ?
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well damn it all ! I just drank a quart of water with Mio squirted in it, and now it turns out that: a) I didn't drink water and b) now I have to log the "<5 calories per serving". :P
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I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
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Double turds !
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Wait up girls, I got a salami I gotta hide still
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IT'S IN THE HOLE !