MinervaShine

I love Withnail and I :D "Here hare here?...ahh here hare here!" and... "Monty!! you terrible c***" :D Everyone should have an Uncle Monty lol

We'll be selling these from next year at motorbike rallies on our stall............Drunk bikers will eat anything!!! :D

Ah, my wife would like that... she's got me to redecorate our bathroom. Wife wants it done out with gold taps and marble floor. That's fake gold and marble, needless to say. Still cost a ****ing arm and a leg, though. Not to my taste. Looks like the ****ing Palace of Versailles, want my opinion. Soaks herself morning, noon…

None of these lads so far (well maybe with the exception of Norman Reedus) are really doin it for me at all. So for myself, and all the other lasses out there who like a man to be a bit less 'perfect, smooth n shiny' here's my selection of personal eye candy. :D

Wardruna - Runaljod gap var Ginnunga

Passenger - Deftones...cos my trike is still off the road! :frown:

One of my favourite tracks by Deftones - Minerva + One of the best characters ever played by the super sexy Joseph Mawle - Jedidiah Shine

Lost his head

Long hair, beards n tattoos do it for me every time. Psychotic eyes and an affiliation with the darker gods help too. (See ticker) :-D

Tequila..double please :D

Mine's a pint

We have carpet all through our house so I placed my scales on a thick piece of wood that I found in the garage (think its an old wardrobe shelf), cos I know from experience that weighing on a carpet takes at least 13lbs from my results. Great ego boost but I'm happier with brutal honesty lol :D

On a plus note, we won the Junior Rugby World Championship yesterday, which bodes really well for the Rugby World Cup next year, as a lot of these young lads will be making their way up through the ranks :)..........and as for NZ this morning, it was the first 10 minutes that effed us up...England played blindingly well in…

Pina Colada with a ton of fruity bits and a paper.brolley.

Fantastic lol!! I'll start drawing up plans and coming up with ideas for group classes.....Is air guitar-robics a bit too hair metal dya think?.............Or how about a 'Mosh Ya Moobs Off' class for the fellas?

Finally! An introduce yourself thread where I can feel right at home :D. I've been a metalhead since about the age of 14 (my dad told me it was a ridiculous phase that I'd grow out of by the time I was 16...I moved away from home and lost contact shortly after lol) Well guess what dad....I'm 42 this year and currently…

I'm probably in the minority here but I'm waiting until next year for my gratuitous bout of lady porn, when the real world cup starts. (The exciting one where the men are men and England actually stand a chance of winning!) :D

Clanadonia

Spank....for bullying fish

I found out about the wife

Awesome choice!! I spent some time in the late 80's partying backstage with Candlemass.....fuggin fantastic group of guys. :D [/URL] [/URL] [/URL] The Damned are, and always will be my favourite band, but I currently can't get enough of Deftones and Wardruna

Still got a long way to go :)

At one time, she's chilled a lot since though lol

YES!!! lol

According to my 21yr old daughter, I'm Edina Monsoon from Ab Fab.............If I could choose tho, I'd be Helga from Vikings lol

Low fat houmous on a wholewheat toasted pitta is an option too (I grill the pitta on both sides until it splits, then slice it in half, (the whole thing is way too filling) :). Chuck a few cherry tomatoes and a slice or two of red onion on for good measure :D

I've just updated my profile, after joining 2 months ago, logging religiously for a week then giving up..(Again!!) . I've been here a million times before, always just to 'use the tracker, cos I don't need other people to motivate me'............Well I've realised that, actually, I do need other like minded people!…

Hi I'm a similar age, have a similar amount to lose, and can certainly relate lol...........Please feel free to add me :)