Favorite Movie Quotes....
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"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your *kitten*. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before I popped a cap in his *kitten*. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *kitten* in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."
- Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction0 -
Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Major Kong in "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"0 -
EVERYTHING is temporary ....that don't excuse nothin'! -moonstruck0
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"You will find it in the basement of the Alamo"0
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"...Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a *kitten* how crazy they are!"0
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"Oh, you can't get out backwards. You've gotta go forwards to go back. Better press on."
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams."
"So shines a good deed in a weary world."
~ Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory0 -
"Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children." Eric Draven, The Crow0
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Ah, my wife would like that... she's got me to redecorate our bathroom. Wife wants it done out with gold taps and marble floor. That's fake gold and marble, needless to say. Still cost a ****ing arm and a leg, though. Not to my taste. Looks like the ****ing Palace of Versailles, want my opinion. Soaks herself morning, noon and night. Lavender and Bergamot bubble bath. She says, "I feel like Marie Antoinette." I said, "Well, you know what happened to her, don't ya?" She don't. She will. I've made plans. Certain kid I know's a dab hand with a chainsaw. Beautiful weapon. And talking of weapons... Business!
“Violence, that’s the engine of progress. That’s what blasts man into the orbit of a new age and the more random and horrific the better. Jack the Ripper heralded the coming of the 20th century, not Florence ****ing Nightingale.”0 -
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Pulp Fiction
Even have this tattooed on my leg0 -
"your gonna die clown"0
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Pretty much anything from Good Luck Chuck...
"I'll tell you not satisfying. Last night I masturbated into a grapefruit. I put it into a microwave and heated it up a little bit, which helped, but... still. "
Bonus Quote from another favorite - Employee of the Month
"I knew a guy in upper management. Man went crazy. Strapped one of those things around his hairy *kitten*, ran out in the parking lot, and blew a three dollar Hawaiian wonder cooler all over the place."0 -
Being British of a certain age and disposition then this from from Withnail and I
"I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight."
And of course the spaghetti villain Tuco "Hey Blondie - you know what you are. Just a dirty son of a b...."0 -
"Yeah, oh ****. Took a hard hard violent fall, kinda pin-balled down hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of ****. I’m not gonna say I survived. I’m gonna say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there and I swear to God that dolphin, looked not at me, but into my soul, looked into my Goddamn soul Annie, and he said I'm saving you Megan. Not with his mouth but I'm assuming telepathically"-Megan, in Bridesmaids0
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From the end of the fantastic speech by Dennis Hopper in True Romance when he knows he's going to die
"You, you're an eggplant".
...followed by Chrstopher Walken's classic comeback...
"You're a cantaloupe"0 -
Being British of a certain age and disposition then this from from Withnail and I
"I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight."
And of course the spaghetti villain Tuco "Hey Blondie - you know what you are. Just a dirty son of a b...."
I love Withnail and I
"Here hare here?...ahh here hare here!"
and...
"Monty!! you terrible c***"
Everyone should have an Uncle Monty lol0 -
"We are the weirdos, mister" - The Craft
"Paulette! You gotta put your fingers in the holes!" followed by "I'm not breaking my nails" - Grease 20 -
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
The Princess Bride0 -
Megan from bridesmaid!! My brother feared I was going to be her during his wedding0 -
"I was born a poor, black child...."
Best movie open ever
Pretty much anything from the jerk0 -
"Trash is taking her clothes off again."
"You mean the movie lied?!?"
"Got no peckers? Well, I ain't interested."
"That's just like, your opinion, man."0 -
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Duckie: It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice.
Kevin: Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete.
Alec: Dinosaurs are obsolete. Marriage is still around.
Doc: To have a brain is not a sin, but to have a brain and not use it, that is a sin.
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Geel Piet: Little beat big when little smart. First with the head, then with the heart. You can remember that?0 -
Not a movie: but my favorite quote from Count of Monte Christo.
'"And now," said the unknown, "farewell kindness, humanity, and gratitude! Farewell to all the feelings that expand the heart! I have been heaven's substitute to recompense the good -- now the god of vengeance yields to me his power to punish the wicked!"0 -
"I didn't get a 'harrumph' out of that guy!" - Blazing Saddles
"What knockers!" - Young Frankenstein
"Did you ever see a monk get wildly f**ked by some teenage girls?" - Stripes
"When a naked man's chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross." - Dirty Harry
"Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer." - Dogma0 -
Who's that then?
I dunno, must be a king.
Why?
He hasn't got *kitten* all over him.
Monty Python & the Holy Grail0 -
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"I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!"
"Everybody knows you never go full retard"0 -
" the dude abides"
"man that's terrible... you mind I smoke a J"
"he's a nihilist...that must be exhausting"0 -
"Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked **** that high!"
"...But If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe -- hear it? -- Carpe, Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
"I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned."
"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
"Do I make you horny baby?"0
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