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I don't know how to hyperlink the thing on here, so you have to copy it and plug it. It's good for a great laugh.

My wife is in the middle of it right now and she puts the number at about 500 per day. It's a bit higher if you breastfeed while running on a treadmill.

Does anyone here like metal songs about droids and time travel? I am looking for a copy of Nocturnus "The Key" on vinyl. Please help!

GREAT IDEA!!! A grilled laughing cow cheese sandwich! Awesome!

Slayer!!!!!!

COPS

Yep (you've got to stay within fat, sugar and the other stuff as well). That's what I like about doing it this way, you can make a mistake here and there and make up for it later in the day. The Redemption Diet!

I've had weeks I lost 4 and one where I lost 5, but then the week after I lose zilch. It seems to average out to about 2 to 3 a week over time. It isn't impossible to sustain, but you have to expect a week or two where it feels like you worked hard and got nothing for it at some point down the road.

That is really incredible and inspiring. Reading stuff like this really helps me stay focused. Thanks.

I usually coat myself in 3 pounds of Crisco (which I deduct) and blast the theme to the TV show Hill Street Blues from my radio when I jump on the scale. My friend Uri from Romania told me this is how all the stone cold Gs in Romania do it, so I figured I'd give it a try and it works for me,

Excuse me, crack addiction.

I hear crack addition works pretty well too.

My favorite Japanese rock (metal) band is Sigh. They are very odd but incredible. Check them out. Best song is a tune called "Silver Universe".

My wife affectionately refers to O'Charley's as "O'no"

Gus Hall

"The first thing I thought wasn't, "Quick! Stock up with foods and get the family to higher ground!" I thought, "Awww crap, how am I going to log my foods when the power goes out??? That is awesome! I totally relate.

This might be my favorite subject line ever.

I read a story that dude eats 12,000 calories a day. That may be more impressive than any of the records/medals. He's probably going to look like Dom Deluise by the time he is 40.

It's going to take time. Hang with it. More than likely, you body just added a touch of muscle from the exercising. That will help you in the long term, but in the short term, it looks like a problem on the scale. Weight loss is a long term thing. You'll have weeks like this and other weeks where it seems like the Gods are…

Was someone else on the scale with you?

Ghandi singing for the band Slayer.

I swear, I am not gone!!! I was briefly abducted by a pack of wild baboons, but I managed to escape by sawing through the wire cage with a pack of dental floss and 2 paperclips (the whole activity burned 234 calories, 543 if you count my 1 mile run through the forrest with baboons snapping at my heels). The baboon…

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated!!! They may try and hide my account, but they can't break my spirit!!!

Dear fellow dieters, I think I am on this site too much. I had a dream last night that I was being chased around an amusement park by a 9 foot alien with a cup of coffee in one of his 6 hands. Here's the twisted part...as I was running, filled with fear of being turned into lunchmeat by a 9 foot freak from some planet 50…

Speaking of crack...I can't seem to find the nutritional info for it. I seem to lose weight the more of it I eat. It doesn't make any sense. Also, is anyone aware of a light version of crack? I have been told it is all carbohydrates.

Chicken strips are awesome. Pizza Burgers are great as well. I live on those dang things. Chicken nuggets are solid, but not in the same galaxy as the chicken strips. The buffalo bites are a bit hot, but good from time to time. Asian Patties are pretty good. The corn dogs taste like blacktop, stay away from them. All I can…

Not exactly the thing Edwina, but close. The Daily Plate simply will not give me all the info I need. I must take decisive action! I have already contacted several former members of the Shah's Imperial Guard, they are currently in flight from Iran and we are planning a raid on Applebee's headquarters at 2300 hours. I plan…

If there are any true masochists on this website, here's an exercise that would have driven Mother Theresa into a fit of sailor-like profanity. Try to find the nutritional information for a plain cheese quesadilla. Doesn't sound to difficult, ehhh? Just check the internet, right. Nowhere to be found. Call the Applebee's…

PS 2 or an old Xbox is fine. It hooks right into the TV. You can probably hook it in in 2 minutes, no sweat. There are alot of games for both systems and you can get the systems and the games cheap. The new systems are great, but you can have a whale of a time on one of those systems and ot know what you are missing.…

Don't worry about it. Everybody has bad days.