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I suppose it could be.

Buttock pinching

Who let the dogs out???

GAH! What is that? Kill it! Kill it!

Gran Turismo. No joke. Practice up on that for a while and you will be drifting around the corner to the grocery store with your grandma white-knuckling the seat in no time.

Placenta? I know animals do it. Does it have a lot of nutrients?

I know what you mean. I can feel that gigantic artery in my groin. It's pretty weird. Almost as weird as admitting that I grope my own groin area to a bunch of strangers.

Congratulations on your floating poop. If you happen to get stranded at sea, you'll have a fresh supply of flotation devices.

I never liked twinkles. I'll go for some haggis though. Let's do this! Gonna score some haggis!

I haven't tried that. I've done a bottle of pure lemon juice and a jar of pickle juice (closer than the lemon juice). You have to chug it fast.

That's cool. If you pump in between feedings you can sort of get an idea of how much comes out in a set amount of time, but then again you're never going to find a pump that's as efficient as the real thing, so you could be underestimating a little bit going by that. Whew! All this breast feeding is making my nipples sore.…

You can continue to track to make sure you're getting enough calories plus track your macros so you're little one can grow like a bodybuilder if you want to stay in the habit. Just remember: TDEE + ~500 per day to maintain your current weight.

beard fact: The knights of the temple of solomon were forbidden to shave their beards and they were like the special forces of the middle ages.

I haven't read the comments yet, but most of us came here, because we already had an eating disorder of some sort. It comes with the territory. I wouldn't blame the site for that. It seems to me like there is a bit of confusion between the chicken and the egg. I just saw some of the comments and I would just like to say,…

I like to put buttered scones up my butt and wash it down with a nonfat, soy latte enema.

Army vet here too. Where are all the jar heads at?

When you're in the stall next to someone is when you're supposed to play dueling a$$es. I sat in the stall next to someone and let him know I was up for the challenge by emptying out my bladder first. He then drew first blood with a pbpbpbpt. So I responded in kind. I then took the initiative and released a pbpbpbt and a…

You're a daywalker like me. We even more dangerous than gingers, because we can 'blend in' with society and then steal their souls.

Blame the Anglo-saxons and franko-normans. We would be speaking french, but the Normans had to let Anglo-Saxons in the english court, because they were there first. Well the celts were technically there first, but I guess they didn't count. Don't forget to blame catholic priests too, since they did all the writing and…

I keep trying to talk my friend into growing a beard, but he thinks he'll look silly, because he's bald. Bald + beard = superhero

Except for the shape-shifting, reptilian aliens from the illuminati who have been planning it for thousands of years while gaining control of world banks through ancient bloodlines and forming a shadow government that controls the world.

Is it going to be a paid vacation day?

Red beard standing by.

You're welcomed to take my place at the family christmas party. When they have a barbecue, I cook my own food. My mom will boil a roast for three days and then cook it, because she thinks she's going to get mad cow disease. I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum. I used to get in trouble all the time when I was a kid…

I have the opposite problem. I get made fun of for eating undercooked meat, but it usually turns out the same way; people making animal sounds. I just eat like an animal and don't worry about it. After a long day of smelling dinner cooking and going to the gym all week I'm just too hungry to care.

Mine is working on going from red to grey.

I've been considering something like that too.

That's the spirit!

Don't forget it's No-shave November. Wear a beard into battle.

Women who like men who rule with beards rule.