A bunny you can trust or a bunny that will kill?

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  • htimpaired
    htimpaired Posts: 1,404 Member
    bumping so I can show my husband crazy pix of bunnies later. We have a lionhead at home.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Bunnies are horny!
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    My daughter has 2 bunnies and they hump anything that will sit still long enough. Her poor stuffies take a beating.

    edit to day they are BOTH female!!
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    True story - my kids had a couple of Belgium dwarf bunnies who used to team up and attack our Springer Spaniel. One would draw the dogs attention and the other would come in from the other side and bite the dog in the neck. This went on for a couple of months with the dog almost looking like she had PTSD. One day I came home and there was only one bunny in the back yard (the other was no longer breathing). I am guessing any jury would have let the dog off on a self defense claim.

    Rabbits have a very high heart rate and can die of a heart attack if under extreme stress. Rabbits have been known to die when cornered by a dog or other animal.

    Our daughter has 2 rabbits and will not let her nieces and nephew play with them because they are too aggressive and can very well scare her rabbits to death. When they come over to visit our daughter will simply say her bunnies are napping and if she wakes them they will be very cranky. Once we told the kids that her bunnies bite just to keep little ones away.
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Get a chocolate bunny. Rabbits are very high maintenance animals. Check out rabbit.org for more and rabbitron.com info. I have two, Faelie and Willow. I just spent $400 at the vet getting them check-ups and neutered/spayed.

    no way!! Our daughter has 2 and they are no where near as expensive as a dog. We have two females so don't have to get them fixed. We had them vet checked and shots when we first got them but you don't have to get them spayed or neutered unless they are of the opposite sex and you only need one round of shots. They stay in a cage till you let them out to run and if they are litter trained which our daughters 2 are they use the box in their cage. If you get 2 make sure they are of the same sex to save you money on neutering.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,409 Member
    I just read in the milk thread that they eat their own poop to enable proper biotin absorption. Which does not help you, I know.



    I say, eat the bunnies. All the bunnies.

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Can any of us really trust Bugs Bunny? He's so full of mischief.

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  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    Can any of us really trust Bugs Bunny? He's so full of mischief.

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    that is great
  • dym123
    dym123 Posts: 1,670 Member
    all of this talk of rabbits reminds me of a fateful night a few years ago when I let the dogs out and within a few seconds heard a horrible cry. The dogs had caught a rabbit and playing tug-o-war with it, ripped the head off. I was able to get the dog who had the body to drop it, but the other dog, not only refused to drop the head, ate it...whole. I miss that evil little *kitten* (the dog, not the rabbit).
  • ArtGeek22
    ArtGeek22 Posts: 1,429 Member
    Pet rats FTW!!!! They are smart, friendly (breeders are best), and can be trained to use a litter box :happy:
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
    all of this talk of rabbits reminds me of a fateful night a few years ago when I let the dogs out and within a few seconds heard a horrible cry. The dogs had caught a rabbit and playing tug-o-war with it, ripped the head off. I was able to get the dog who had the body to drop it, but the other dog, not only refused to drop the head, ate it...whole. I miss that evil little *kitten* (the dog, not the rabbit).

    Who let the dogs out???
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
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  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    The Killer Pink-Eyed Bunny!!!! Get that one! :happy:
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Bunnies are horny!
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    My daughter has 2 bunnies and they hump anything that will sit still long enough. Her poor stuffies take a beating.

    edit to day they are BOTH female!!

    I had pet rabbits as a kid and the female was always getting on top and humping the male. They never had babies so I guess it didn't work. Endless hours of amusement for us though.
  • nightengale7
    nightengale7 Posts: 563 Member
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    Oh my goodness that is terrifying...
  • Trallarna
    Trallarna Posts: 45
    The best rabbits require batteries!
  • kenna44cat
    kenna44cat Posts: 105 Member
    Hahahaha, Monty Python. Remember the scene with the killer bunny?
  • judydelo1
    judydelo1 Posts: 281 Member
    When I drove up my driveway tonight two bunnies were startled by my lights and started to run away in a frenzie. But first, one of them jumped vertically up in the air, almost like it was trying to jump in the tree above him, lol. It was adorable. But that proves they can jump on you and kiss, I mean eat your face.
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    I don't trust any bunny, ever. Just look at the way this one is gnawing on his buddy's face.

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    Aaaaah! :smile:
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Bumping just to remind people that psycho bunnies are awesome. Psycho bunnies FTW!
  • Get a Playboy Bunny, even if you can't trust her!

    Best advice of the thread.
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Get a Playboy Bunny, even if you can't trust her!

    Best advice of the thread.

    well if it worked for Hue Hefner why not? Look how old he is! lol
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    I trust this adorable bunny

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    God damn it lmaoooo
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    I trus this adorable bunny

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    hahah, i was waiting for someone to post this

    2 thumbs up sir

    Me, toooo!!!!! lmfao!!!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I'm dying inside LOLOLLL
    Fine, dying outside, too. Cannot stop laughing.
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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I totally expected that someone else had revived this thread ...
  • Satiable
    Satiable Posts: 121
    Can anybody really trust a bunny? They're all so… twitchy. I think they're on something.
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  • liesevanlingen
    liesevanlingen Posts: 508 Member
    I want an attack bunny. I would love it and pet it and take it for walks and feed my enemies to it. And call it Vampyre.