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What Day Is It?
National Vodka Day. Real 100 proof vodka, not that girly, flavored pancake syrup stuff. National Taco Day. The late night/early morning "I need to sober up" Slider of West of the Mississippi. National Kale Day. The bacon of health nuts. Ten-Four Day. If you don't get it, just leave America. World Animal Day. Stop global…
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This is: International Walk To School Month' Uphill, both ways like I did barefoot carrying 50 pounds of books. National Liver Awareness Month. My favorite way is fry it in a cast iron skillet in Crisco with plenty of salt and pepper, onions, peppers. Carefully remove it from the pan directly into the sink and turn on the…
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The day Country cried.
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What Day Is It?
National Mocha Day. Any guy who drinks girly coffee must turn in his man card and wear his skirts in public. National Broadway Musicals Day. Another man card violation. Goose Day. You probably should refrain from doing this to strangers. National Poisoned Blackberries Day. Enjoy picking wild blackberries from now on,…
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Ask a Stupid Question Day. In my 70 years on earth I've heard too many to list. I'd like to hear some of yours. International Right to Know Day. Mr. President, show us your tax returns for the last 55 years. Mr. Clinton. what did you and Loretta talk about on that tarmac? Mr. Un, do you still wear women's panties? National…
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National Corned Beef Hash Day. Contains no corn nor hashish, but still oh so good. National Crush a Can Day. True proficiency is doing it with an unopened tin can against someone else' forehead. World Tourism Day. Bookings are still open at the Ryugyong Hotel. National Chocolate Milk Day. In today's PC America this will be…
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National Pancake Day. Add lots of butter and maple syrup and a side of bacon, you have the perfect calorie bomb breakfast. Tastes great but does nothing good. So dig in America. National Better Breakfast Day. Those health nuts have to try to ruin a good breakfast with kale pancakes with mashed avocados and coconut oil with…
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This is Banned Books Week. You show them. Read "And Tango Makes Three" and "Ulysses" on the train or bus. Remember to Register to Vote Week. If everyone eligible to vote had done this, maybe we wouldn't have had Donald and Hillary. XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX Math Storytelling Day. We've been waiting for this day for a year. Now…
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National White Chocolate Day. Definition: A Caucasian who finds it necessary to speak Ebonics. National Legwear Day. Any guy wears those baggy, wrinkled cargo shorts should be forced to shave his legs and wear legwear, what ever that is. National Ice Cream Cone Day. Free cones at participating Baskin-Robbins locations. Ice…
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National Carya Illinoinensis Cookie Day. MMMM. Carya Illinoinensis Sandies. National Miniature Golf Day. Tiger Woods' only game now thanks to karma, and he sucks at that. Pause The World Day. Please, someone hit that button, NOW. Birthdays: Jason Joel Desrouleau, 28 Carlton Banks, 46 Luke Cunningham Wilson, 46 Anne…
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National String Cheese Day. I'm waiting for a GMO scientist to invent string cheese squash to go with spaghetti squash. National Gibberish Day. Regularly spoken in DC for more than a hundred years. Whaxappupp Naxatienaxar Kiffolisk Daxaupp! National School Backpack Awareness Day. If your kid's backpack doesn't weigh at…
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Interrrrnational Talk Like a Pirrrrate Day. Ahoy matie! National Butterrrrscotch Pudding Day. Looks like baby s***t. Get Readyyyy Daaaay. How about Women Get Readyyy On Time Dayyyy? Worrrrld Carrrpra Aegagrrrrus Hirrrrcus Day. I hearrr the cheeeese is prrrrretty good. Birthdays: Cerie Xerox, 28 James Thomas Fallon, 43…
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This is National Singles Week. Or for me, Monday. National Indoor Plant Week. https://youtu.be/lt-KNNAY80g National Security Officer Appreciation Week. It's probably best that you don't show your indoor plants to him. ================== Hug A Greeting Card Writer Day. It's not easy creating new holidays to add to…
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Someday. It's finally here. Make a Hat Day. You'll need newspaper or if you wish it colorful, perhaps wrapping paper. You should wear it all day, unless it rains. Rain is not good for paper hats. National Crème de Menthe Day. Any man who drinks any drink made with this stuff must immediately turn in his man card and wear a…
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National Cream-Filled Doughnut Day. MMMM, fried dough, vanilla cream center, chocolate frosting. Add bacon and coffee and you have the perfect way to start your day. National Live Creative Day. Don't just sit there. Create. Eat a Hoagie Day. Are Subways in Philadelphia called Hoagways? Hug a Crabby Stranger Day. One of the…
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International Chocolate Day. Apparently there are more people who happen to be women sharing a name who are addicted to this drug produced from the fruit of the cacao tree. National Peanut Day. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you feel like a legume and jelly sammich on bad for your health delicious white bread.…
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National Day of Encouragement. Relax. You'll be OK. If you’re going through hell, keep going. Time heals all wounds. It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. Just because something isn’t happening for you right now, it doesn’t mean it never will. What defines us is how well we rise after…
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This is: International Housekeepers Week. Show your cleaning woman a little love. No, not that kind. Dating and Life Coach Recognition Week. We find you beautiful Russian bride woman no mustache. Strong woman. She clean house, wash ceilings and cook good. The Kentucky Bourbon Festival Through the 17th. Seven, yes, seven…
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The 27th Letter Of The Alphabet Day. And you didn't know that, did you? International Pardon Day. Here's a novel thought. Pardon some drug dealers, conspirators and a traitor as you leave office. National Date Nut Bread Day. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. Arcola Broom Corn Festival Begins. National…
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Great Egg Toss Day. According to the World Egg Throwing Federation based in Swaton, England, the world record egg toss was set by the New Zealand team Robbie Hollander and Nick Hornstein with a distance of 81 meters on June 25, 2017. Bonaire Flag Day. I shouldn't have waited to find one to wave. Fight Procrastination Day.…
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Be Late For Something Day. Doctors practice this daily by placing patients in examining rooms on time, and then the wait begins. Another Look Unlimited Day. Take a look around your house. Do you not use or not need something? Dump it. A week from now you will absolutely need it and nothing else will do. National Cheese…
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This Is National Bourbon Heritage Month. How many owe their existence to that fine nectar? Great American Low-Cholesterol, Low-fat Pizza Bake Month. The only ways to make that more of a travesty would be pineapple and a gluten free crust. Intergeneration Month. In other words if I want to date a 25 year old, keep your…
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This is National Waffle Week. What kind of topping is best? Don't flip-flop or yo-yo on it. No changing your mind, no vacillating. National Payroll Week. In Washington DC and Illinois's state capital this is celebrated at less than table height. Substitute Teacher Appreciation Week. https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw…
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We Love Memoirs Day. Are they really memoirs if they aren't written just moments before death, and then they would most likely be short, sort of like "OK, I believe"? National Matchmaker Day. Do they still hand hand them out at weddings, even though more people are switching to vaping as their new life shortening choices?…
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National Toasted Marshmallow Day. I can't seem to get it right. No matter the setting, they ruin my toaster. That's five so far. National Holistic Pet Day. I'm guessing those who celebrate holistic-ism for their animals are vegans who don't wear fur or genuine leather and only buy re-usable K-cups in re-usable grocery bags…
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International Day against Nuclear Tests. The DPRK promises to observe this next year. They didn't have enough notice to plan the parade. National Swiss Winegrowers Day. The Timex of wines. Lemon Juice Day. When life gives you lemons, juice 'em...or make a whiskey sour. More Herbs, Less Salt Day. Alpert, Edelman, Hoover,…
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This is Be Kind To Humankind Week. Nah! Happily Married Husband and Wife Week. It's only one out of 52 and the only one you both must be happy. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ National Bow Tie Day. You say you don't have one? Me either. Just grab one out of that bag of extras for gift wrap. National Cherry Turnover Day. Aren't they…
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National Kiss and Make Up Day. I like kissing. I really like kissing, but I refuse to wear makeup. National Whiskey Sour Day. Don't even think about saying it. Just do it. National Banana Split Day. The only reason for that weird pineapple sauce. Mexican Fiesta International, through Sunday. Where else, but Milwaukee.…
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National Can Opener Day. Cans invented in 1772. Prior to 1855, did they use axes. shotguns or TNT? William Wilberforce Day. If there are any statues of him, remove them immediately. National Knife Day. We must eliminate all assault knives, especially those cruel Swiss Army Knives with multiple blades. Weather Complaint…
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What Day Is It?
Buttered Corn Day. That's buttered, not margarined, not oiled, but slathered with and dripping with real butter and too much salt. Hug Your Sweetheart Day. I don't have one. So I'll have to find a volunteer, possibly on an elevator, alone. National Spongecake Day. Not really a sponge, so don't use it on your tub. Health…
