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Sorry, had some computer issues yesterday. Serendipity Day. Expect something good to happen to you today. Nah, not this year. National Mail Order Catalog Day. If it weren't for the mail order catalog, where would Montgomery Ward be today? National Men's Grooming Day. Take a shower. It's only one day a year. National Fajita…
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What Day Is It?
Xicolatada. Only the French would choose the hottest month of the year for this. National Tell a Joke Day. Go. National Bratwurst Day. Germany. Beer. BMW's. Berlin. Bananenschneider. Brats. National Rum Day. The eighth day of the week. National Roller Coaster Day. Or life. Elvis Presley Day. The real day the music died, 40…
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National Failures Day. Have a New Coke and Wow Chips while your Edsel warms up. Rent Ishtar for your Betamax. Use your S7 Note to call your ex. Relax and enjoy your day. National Relaxation Day. Maybe just go for nice long drive in the country in your Pontiac Aztec. National Lemon Meringue Pie Day. If you don't eat the…
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This is National Resurrect Romance Week. "Men, memorize this: "I don't want anything for Valentine's Day" is the same as "I'm fine." You're welcome. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ National Creamsicle Day. If it ain't orange, if it ain't Good Humor, it ain't a creamsicle. International Nagging Day. "Never underestimate a woman's…
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National Kool-Aid Day. The original six were strawberry, cherry, lemon-lime, grape, orange and raspberry. National Raspberry Bombe Day. If it's made with rum, it must be good. Presidential Joke Day. ''Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never…
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National S’mores Day. Real S'mores should be loaded with gluten, GMO's, sugar, sugar, and more sugar, fats, artificial sweetners, MSG, BHA, BHT, and of course high fructose corn syrup. National Lazy Day. Make your own comment. I'm taking a nap. National Shapewear Day. Call it what you will. It's still a girdle and it still…
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National Book Lovers Day. Lady Chatterley was one. National Rice Pudding Day. Best with gluten free rice, gluten free milk, gluten free eggs, gluten free cinnamon, and gluten free raisins cooked in a pot of organic copper on a natural wood burning stove and eaten with self sustaining bamboo utensils. National Hand Holding…
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Happiness Happens Day. No. Sh it happens. You have to want happiness. The Date to Create. Don't just sit there like a bump on a forehead. Make something, anything. International Cat Day. Great idea! Let's celebrate those independent, arrogant creatures that do what they want when they want, walk all over our stuff and…
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This is Stop on Red Week. He's not going to like that. Exhibitor Appreciation Week. That guy in the trench coat? Do you think it's easy to leave your home wearing that coat with nothing underneath in August heat? National Psychic Week. But you already knew. ################## Old Fiddler's Convention Begins. There will be…
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International Beer Day. Whether it be Ale, Lager, Pilsner, Bock, Stout, Porter, Weissbier, Lambic, or Malt Liquor just remember what Adolphus Busch said, "You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are." National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. The reason we drink cow's milk, Single Working…
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Esther Day. All you nerdfighters, I'm pretty sure you get one day. This would be it. Don't waste it. National IPA Day. None of those sissy flavored "beers" today...or ever actually, if you are a guy. National Grab Some Nuts Day. Be gentle when you grab some. Gingko nuts don't like it rough. Citrullus Lanatus Day. Is it…
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National Coloring Book Day. Do Playgirl and Playboy sell adult coloring books? National Ice Cream Sandwich Day. Do they come with whole grain gluten free GMO free organic multi-grain sugar free cookies and all natural fat free low cal no corn syrup lactose free polyunsaturated ice cream? Earth Overshoot Day. This is easily…
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This is: Arrr-gust: International Pirate Month. You know you want to. Talk like a pirate all month. Tell that one pirate joke you know. Or just visit Somalia. National Win With Civility Month. Follow the great examples that were set by Hillary and Donald. Happiness Happens Month. Does it? Or do we create it? Rounds…
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Uncommon Instrument Awareness Day. Imagine the heavenly sounds of this octet playing background music on your way up to the 95th floor: Louis on the hydrocrystalophone, Antonio on the Pikasso guitar, Boris on the Contrabass Balalaika, Oswaldo on the Crwth, Maude on the Gameleste, Herbert on his Holophonor Thor on the Lur,…
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National Milk Chocolate Day. Xanax in a wrapper. National Talk In An Elevator Day. This is most fun on your cell phone arguing with your ex. Gilroy Garlic Festival Begins. Don't miss the Hazelnut-Crusted Garlic Cheesecake with Orange-Hazelnut Syrup. System Administrator Appreciation Day. Always interesting people to talk…
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National Bagpipe Appreciation Day. Ponder this. The same people who think bagpipes make music invented golf. National Scotch Day. Maybe the bagpipes do make music. National Take Your Pants for a Walk Day. Then, please, don't take them out of the laundry basket this time until you've washed them. And why is pants plural?…
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National All Or Nothing Day. This is it. Just do it. You are all in. Give 110%. Take it to the next level. Step it up. Be all and end all today. Jump in with both feet. Knock it out of the park. Let the good times roll. Live like there's no tomorrow. Never say never. No guts, no glory. National Coffee Milkshake Day. If you…
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National Culinarians Day. As you reach the drive thru pick up window, ask to speak to the chef and compliment him/her on their presentation. Act Like A Caveman Day. Clubbing your significant other is frowned upon, and unless he/she has long hair drag drag them by the feet. National Hot Fudge Sundae Day. It's health food…
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This is RAGBRAI Week. The only possible reason to visit Iowa. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! National Tequila Day. If God didn't want us to enjoy the distilled nectar of the blue agave, He wouldn't have grace us with so many of them. National Drive-Thru Day. Making wait times longer for 70 years. National Cousin's Day.…
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Take a Monkey to Lunch Day. if you spot a monkey holding a cardboard homeless and need work sign, invite him to your business lunch, but please one martini only. Most monkeys get obnoxious when drunk. National Junk Food Day. As truly and wholly American as Independence Day and celebrated too many days by too many of us.…
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National Lollipop Day. Give your tongue something to do. Lick a sucker. National Fortune Cookie Day. Would it be a Chinese meal without cookies that originated in Japan brought to America and served with chop suey that's not served in China? World Jump Day. At precisely 11:39.13 Greenwich Mean Time everyone who is fit and…
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National Flitch Day. A fitting reward for any couple who can make it a year and a day. National Hot Dog Day. Anyone who puts ketchup on one should serve hard time in Stateville. Stick Out Your Tongue Day. Works best in the car, with your head out the window, with drool flapping out. National Daiquiri Day. Yea Cuba! Cigars,…
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National Caviar Day. You can have my portion. The only eggs for me have shells and fall out of chickens. National Sour Candy Day. Who wouldn't love candy that causes you to make a face like you just drank a bottle of Real Lime? Wienermobile Day. Stick this in your head for the day. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner That…
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This is Everybody Deserves A Massage Week. This doesn't mean you will actually get one, but you do deserve one. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yellow Pig Day. Nobody knows fun like you mathematicians. National Get Out of the Doghouse Day. Husbands, boyfriends, this is it! This is your one chance to find a way out. Maybe flowers,…
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Pandemonium Day. Today's activities will be led by Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer. National Tape Measure Day. If Noah had one, today ours would have inches, feet, centimeters, milometers, and cubits. Bastille Day. Celebrates the one time the French didn't cry uncle. Macaroni Day. The reason for cheese. International…
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National French Fries Day. You know they're going to be exceptionally good if they turn the bag clear. The same rule applies to shrimp. Fool's Paradise Day. Ceremonies will be emceed by Senator Chuck Schumer. Gruntled Workers Day. Where are they? What do they do? Who are they? Why are they content? Are they automatons?…
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National Eat Your Jello Day. Sorry, I'm too full. Heterochromia Iridis Day. Some of the most colorful people you'll see, especially if they are hung over. Etch-a-Sketch Day. It's pretty much impossible to sketch someone with Heterochromia Iridis. National Pecan Pie Day. Let's take a healthy food and bake into a delectable…
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Cow Appreciation Day. Go to one of Truett Cathy's joints dressed as a cow, get a free entree today. Free Slurpee Day. Wash down that sandwich at your favorite 7-Eleven. National Mojito Day. Have a few of those and going out dressed as a cow will be much more suave. National Cheer Up The Lonely Day. Nothing cheers up the…
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This is National Ventriloquism Week. Celebrated as anonymous sources in news rooms across the USA. Nude Recreation Week. This may be frowned upon at your local park, but there's only one way to find out. ??????????????????????????????? National Clerihew Day. Hillary Clinton CNN, grandchild, her eyes are a-glintin' but then…
