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What Day Is It?
Extraterrestrial Culture Day. Today we celebrate things ET's have contributed to our Earth. Do you really think we discovered beer on our own? Or toilets? There is a direct connection. Beer without toilets would mean running out back every 10 minutes. Beer consuming human minds would not have had the capacity to connect…
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Be Electrific Day. From the creator of this day; " put light where light has not been before." Makes my mind go so many places. Clean Out Your Computer Day. Turn that keyboard upside and shake, shake, shake til that last pretzel salt comes out. Get rid of those MS DOS programs that haven't worked for the last 10 years.…
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What Week Is It?
This week is International Flirting Week. Go ahead. Flirt. Valentines Day is this week. It's cheaper by far to flirt with your dog. You'll only spend $81.56 on her, compared to $231.55 on a GF. (https://www.finder.com/valentines-day-statistics) Love a Mensch Week. Cheaper than GF, more than dog, but less than self. Jell-O…
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National Flannel Day. Is your wardrobe ready for it? Flannel Scarf? Flannel Lined Jacket? Flannel Lined Gloves? Flannel Lined Ear Flap Lumberjack Cap? Lumberjack Shirt? Flannel Lined Chinos? Flannel Boxers? Flannel Like Socks? Let's do this. National Cream Cheese Brownie Day. Can we make brownies even better? YES! Umbrella…
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National Develop Alternative Vices Day. Some things I can never have enough of and vice is such a good word for them. That tight grip it has on you is like hugging. Read in the Bathtub Day. You never have to lick your finger to turn the page. National Pizza Day. Remember the two "F's"; Never, ever, under any circumstances,…
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International Winter Bike to Work Day. The "real feel" temperature for Chicago today will climb all the way to -1. So you may need an extra layer or14 of Spandex today. National Kite Flying Day. Face it. These people are not even as bright as today's cyclists. Laugh and Get Rich Day. The owners of "The Enquirer" found a…
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E Day. For those of you who are not aware, "e" is a number and the first 2 digits in the number "e" are 2 and 7. Now you, too, can fascinate your friends with boring drivel. National Periodic Table Day. That would be the one piled with tampons. Wave All Your Fingers at Your Neighbors Day. You can still keep that special…
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What Day Is It?
National Frozen Yogurt Day. Free everywhere, at participating locations. Lame Duck Day. They swim in circles. Pay-a-Compliment Day. It's one day a year. Just do it. "Archibald, your nose hairs look marvelous today. Did you braid them?" National Chopsticks Day. Starting with your Rice Krispies and all day. They're easy.…
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National Shower with a Friend Day. Your significant other will understand. You were just trying to save water. Never mind that you used 4 times as much, a whole bottle of soap and the water is dripping through the ceiling below. World Nutella Day. Free jars of Nutella at participating locations. National Chocolate Fondue…
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What Day Is It?
National Create a Vacuum Day. This one's easy. Just walk up to a gaggle of people gossiping. National Hemp Day. Question: What do Jay Leno and Henry Ford have in common concerning this magical plant? National Stuffed Mushroom Day. Cheese, crab, sausage, cannabis? National Thank a Mailman Day. It seems to me this one is for…
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What Day Is It?
National Cordova Ice Worm Day. Don't miss this year's parade. The weather in Alaska is probably going to be better than where ever you are. American Painters Day. If a painter paints a mural on the plumbers' union hall and he's a union carpenter, is he a scab? National Wedding Ring Day. Is it proper to wear it as belly…
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What Week Is It?
Dump Your Significant Jerk Week. Valentine's Day is coming. Git er done, now! International Networking Week. Does anyone else like to meet people and interact with people, but absolutely despise "Networking"? National Patient Recognition Week. This could come in handy in surgery. World Interfaith Harmony Week. This is the…
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What Month Is It?
February is Beat The Heat Month. I'm fairly certain we got this one covered. Pull Your Sofa Off the Wall Month. Put it in the center of the room. The dust bunny farm has nowhere to hide. Celebration of Chocolate Month. The food pyramid: Chocolate, Bacon, Chocolate Covered Anything and Bacon. International Boost Self-Esteem…
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What Day Is It?
Spunky Old Broads Day. That good looking guy in front of you on the elevator? This is your day. Go ahead. Give him a butt slap. Bubble Gum Day. Next time you are sitting at a red light, check out all the gum dots on the pavement (assuming it's not snowcovered). How long before that entire intersection is bubble gum? Change…
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.yaD drawkcaB .reawrednu naelc evah uoy epoh I. drawkcab dna tsrif si tsaL Eat Brussels Sprouts Day. It's one day a year. You can do this...or not, as I. National Hot Chocolate Day. Drink that outside right now and in a few seconds, you will be drinking a chocolate shake as it transforms into a popsicle. Brandy Alexander…
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What Day Is It?
National Escape Day. It's 22 degrees below zero and now you are considering escaping this hell hole??? Well, now you're stuck here. At this temperature, your car's shocks are solid steel and ice, regular gas is an 87 Octane popsicle, your skin becomes frozen, burning magma, your fingers and toes are useless, bloodless,…
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Curmudgeons Day. "a crusty irascible cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas" or Nancy Pelosi Freethinkers Day. Liberals may ignore this holiday this year...again. National Carnation Day. They own cows with the special ability to squeeze out canned milk. National Corn Chip Day. Today we commemorate the day we…
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What Day Is It?
Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day. What is the definition of a happy day? Finding thick cut bacon protected with bubble wrap? National Kazoo Day. Premature baby bagpipe. Better Business Communication Day. Better business communication; finding people in India and Pakistan named Sally and Jimmy who don't have an accent. Pop Art…
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What Day Is It?
National Green Juice Day. MMM, Is there anything better than juicing? Yes. The first thing on the list is stubbing your baby toe in the middle of the night and tripping over that damned cat. National Seed Swap Day. You should make sure all the seeds are out anyhow. They burn holes in your car seats and recliner. National…
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What Day Is It?
Fun At Work Day. Time to get out your bag of annoying tricks and your Super Soaker to re-earn your reputation. National Opposite Day. Signal you're going right, go left and cut off that guy driving the Hummer with a lift kit and then settle down into the speed limit. You'll both have a good giggle. National Activity…
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What Day Is It?
Clashing Clothes Day. You aren't really married if your wife hasn't said with some regularilty, "are you really going to wear those together?" National Compliment Day. No, those pants don't make your butt look big. National Peanut Butter Day. Who was the first person to look at peanuts, decide to smash 'em up, and spread…
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What Day Is It?
Library Shelfie Day. Will this be possible in 20 years? National Handwriting Day. American teenagers, cursive is not block letters connected by little lines. National Pie Day. Wouldn't this be better observed in March? Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day. Most of you city denizens will never know the joy of finding that your…
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What Day Is It?
Dance of the Seven Veils Day. That seventh one really turned on Herod and kind of sucked for John. Answer Your Cat's Questions Day. OK, other than the easy ones like food and water, if you speak cat, please, just quietly slink out of the room because you are scary. Come in From the Cold Day. It's January. It's 20 deg. Are…
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What Day Is It?
International Sweatpants Day. Sweats outside of a gym, the international signal for I will no longer ask if these pants make my butt look big because these and that extra 20 pounds you don't dare mention, do. National Hugging Day. I'm still kind of laid up. So I need a volunteer to hug everyone you see today. This can be a…
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What Day Is It?
National Disc Jockey Day. I'm old enough to remember when Disc Jockeys were annoying people who played radio versions of 45's on AM stations. You knew he had to pee if a song lasted over 3 minutes. National Cheese Lover's Day. Does anyone cut the cheese more lavishly than weird uncle Frank? National Buttercrunch Day. Was…
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What Day Is It?
Tin Can Day. The first ones were safely sealed with lead and no one figured out a way to open them until 30 years later. National Soup Swap Day. This year, if you don't want them to know it's from Aldi, try putting in grannie's tureen. National Popcorn Day. Free popcorn at all indoor theaters today. Just reach under your…
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What Day Is It?
National Peking Duck Day. 65 Days of "what a cute little duck!". One day of delicious carnage. National Gourmet Coffee Day. Over-roast those beans til you burn them and they magically become Starbucks fodder. Winnie the Pooh Day. Some guy named, Alan Alexander Milne writes a children's story about a bear named after a turd…
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