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True Love - Hilarious!
I am still crying from laughing so hard; so I had to share...enjoy! Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it's the third date with the man of your dreams. And, if it makes…
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Whoa...It's Hostile in Here Today...
So here's a picture of a cute puppy...
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Not "That" Thread Again...
Yes…because THIS never gets old, LOL! :bigsmile:
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Check Out My Rack!! - Happy Friday!
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10 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
Rule One: If you pull into the driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's…
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Internet Arguments
Green Day riding llamas...all previous arguments are now invalid.
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Christian Bale Visits Victims of Aurora Shooting
http://www.egmnow.com/digitalnoob/dark-knight-star-bale-visits-shooting-victims/ Not sure if anyone has seen or heard about this. So I thought I would share.
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Elvis Bacon
Your argument is now invalid
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LOL
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MAGIC MIKE!!!
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Public Restroom Etiquette
Spin off of the "use an *kitten* gasket/don't use *kitten* gasket" thread...we move on to cell phone use in the restroom: Found this one a while back & felt the need to share once more... All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a…
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Pride
"It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new…
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Sarcasm on Forums
I don't know why I bother...
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Magic Mike
I don't care how crappy the acting is...I WILL be seeing this movie... Look...Alcide is a fireman!! :love:
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TOM
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Old People - You Just Don't Mess With Them
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' And out she goes. The next day the teenager…
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Strange Encounter - NV 2011
Every summer, the Reno/Sparks area hosts Hot August Nights, which is basically a massive classic car show. They have all kinds of rides on display in downtown Sparks, at some of the casinos, & a few other places around town. And, they do a cruise through Sparks & Reno every night. Anyways, last year, we were wandering the…
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My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the…
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The Designated Hitter
Worst idea in baseball or greatest thing that's happened to the sport? I'm watching the Giants/Dodgers game and listening to the announcers talking about whether or not they'd leave Lincecum in to bat as he 3rd man up in the inning for the Giants...got me thinking about the DH... Your thoughts?
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Chain E-mail Buddies
Dear All, My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........ I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat **** in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I…
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What MFP Needs!!
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To the Men of MFP
I thank for flashing your boobies…you have made my day & I applaud you for your courage. May the movement live on.
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FRIDAY!!!
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Cookies, anyone?
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Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces on this … ~Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. When you are sad ~I will help…
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What We Need Today
Is a thread about breakfast meats… And for my East Coast peeps…
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Awesome Dad
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Flyers Fans!
Had to share this, LOL! :bigsmile:
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Tonight's Forums
RAGE!!! Stupid meme...now I seriously want to punch myself in the face :explode:
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Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America and in an attempt to help people from getting in trouble on the boards, I offer these PC terms: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She…
