Friendship

LauraMacNCheese

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this … ~Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

When you are sad ~I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry *kitten* who made you sad.

When you are blue ~I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile ~I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

When you are scared ~I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.

When you are worried~I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused ~I will try to use only little words.

When you are sick ~Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall ~I will laugh at your clumsy *kitten*, but I'll help you up.

This is my oath ...I pledge it to the end.'Why?' you may ask ~ because you are my friend...Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

you all! :flowerforyou:

coliema

llahairdna

you, too.