I got soft and weak. Now I'm fixing that.
I surfed every day for 8 years and then global warming or some crap pissed away my surf and the surf has been mostly scarce for the last two years. I'm still bitter about lack of surf, can you tell? WHERE'S MY WAVES? Anyway, I was getting all soft and weak. I put on 20 lbs. My guns deflated. My actual guns now bruise my…