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gaaawwdddd i aint a axe murderer
i mean gees so i used a lighter to burn my ear hairs out ,and yes i clip hunks of my chest hairs off to mail to people on my friends list , i mean gawwwd its not like iam sending radom naked pictures out to my mfp freiends um i know in advanced who iam gonna send them too . andddd its just the sound i make when i breath…
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food word search lolll
i know i know mind of a 13 year old lollll search **** in food search and you will get these lollllll i stilll chuckle aunt Bessie delicious spotted **** spotted **** muffin ****s–ear bread homemade spotted **** big black **** rum balls Moby **** bread
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pie gaps
lol whats your favorite pie how big of a slice do you cut
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i bet more that 80% of people here are home wreckers
sooooooo ever break something that made you wanna cry ? has anyone in your family ever broke something of yours you loved? lol what about people in your house leaving stuff laying around and you stub your toe on it or step on it? ever try to glue something back togather cuz your desprate and it looks like crap? ever break…
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fruit? ripe unripe
does an unripe fruit have a different nutritional profile than a ripe one (and vice versa)? does a ripe honeydew melon have more vitamin C than an unripe honeydew melon? along the same lines, is a ripe fruit more calorically dense than an unripe one? What about fiber? Is there more or less fiber in an unripe fruit than a…
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pulled my inner and outer straacoctis muscle
lol next time someone asks you to help do something or something you dont wanna do or somewhere you dont wanna go tell them that. it sounds really serious annnnd when they ask wheres that at?? you just radomly wave your hand around your whole body and grimish and say yeah i dunno how it happened but i pulled the the right…
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would you have a duck fit seeing a post about you???
ive been on message boards for a good 15 years seen it time and time again people randomly blowing off steam about there partners not being supportive for one reason or another at home , what would you do if you sat on the computer a home and noticed your guy or gal posted something bad about you on a message board? ever…
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french fries scary
ive been sticking to my diet really good yesterday i actually stole french fries out of a persons bag i didnt even know! i was selling at the fleamarket yesterday my good buddy was set up next to me ,some really nicccce looking woman came to vist him during lunch, i noticed she set her open mcdonalds bag on the table i…
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awwwwww mannn iam gonna get banned???
lol i only made it like 10 days well crap , done got the take a chill pill from fish the moderator , lol i dont know how else to post , lol iam just weird i cant help it
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agggggggggg dog!
lol i feel like iam gonna barf i just got home from a long day iam laying on the bed and my little dog is happy to see me so i hold him in the air looking up at him saying whos the good boy whos the good boy ........... he looking at me then...barrrrrfffffffffff hey threw up on my face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i feel…
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iam a big fat attention hog add me as your friend
i can fit a entire hersey kiss in my belly button ,i sit and laugh at the message board while spitting popcorn kernals at the screen as i post, most time i just sit in my underwear nuttin else and swear to people who email me iam sexy ,how can you not want me as a friend??? if not for me as a person then maybe for my…
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living with a huge snapper its hard but can be done
awww see how cute snappers is just turned 32 years old! i hatched him out when i was 14 years old stays in a cement pond in the summer and in a tote in my room all winter never here a peep outta him lol i have heard a few screams from a few curious women wondering what was in the tub ,can pets join mfp?? he could stand to…
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iam new here and i have no underwear
yes i checked my underwear drawer and all 83 pair are in the washer i live in consant fear of the accidental zipper pull fearing my horse is till peeking out the barn,the horror of the squat down man berries in a ant mound while pulling weeds ,the rope burn jiggle rubs on my five mile walks soo soo many fears when you find…
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can your mind tell your body where to lose fat?
if you concentrate on either losing fat in a certain part or gaining muscle in a certain spot if you stay truly focused will the body react? may sound dumb but i think to a certain point yes
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having a section here with no moderators?
ive been to alot of message boards there really should be one unmoderated section makes for some nice debating , what yalllll think
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so if you were in a plane crash would you eat human meat?
my friends asked if i was in a plane that crashed like in that movie would you eat human meat to live??\ um i would be the first to say that pilot seemed like a jerk but damnnnnnn hes good eatin ......................what would you do to live?
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lived with mental illness for years
thank goodness the girlfriend finally moved out,lol so what was the finaly straw for you getting rid of a hubby wife gf bf theres gotta be some doozers
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got any idea how heavy a 8 inch thick 4ft wide log is??
jesus christ lol iam on my daily walk went through the swamp nature trail and exxxxxactly 1/2 mile into the swamp someone cut a huge tree down cut it like slices of bread annnnyway its hollow iam like this will make one heck of a flower box for my mama i lugged the damn thing 1/2 mile back to the car lollll one guy did…
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weekly weighing ainnnnnt gonna happen
iam three weeks come monday into this diet and have yet to step on a scale ,i dunno in a way i feel weekly weighing doesnt do nuttin but make you eat or cheat , lose alot in a week you think yeah ill give myself a treat, lose too little and you get so pissed you think why bother dieting , why does everyone weigh every…
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being heavy is like playing a video game on hard mode
nothing in life is easy but has your weight caused you to feel left out? do you ever feel you were discriminated because of you size ?
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why do you wanna lose weight?
to use the excuse my pants were loose while iam standing naked next to you.....lol not really but is anyone here losing weight to attract a guy or girl?
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hooking up ,best friends,met in real life
soo dooo tell , met anyone on here , met in real life, it has to have happened to people in here, come onnnn spill the beans
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looking at yourself in the mirror
first off wow at all sucess everyone is having, my question is how much did you lose before you noticed you lost weight just by looking in the mirror its almost weird how the mind works most people cant recall how thin they looked while skinny or heavy they looked while heavy but can picture somones else whole body while…
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whats proper Etiquette for this place
iam new here and well iam not real sure about certain things lol ive been members of all sorts of message boards hotrod sports 4wd stuff lol all mens places anyway like most things if i got a problem iread read read look look look and solve my problem any hoot as you can see as of right now iam fat as a horse so i spend my…
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this dieting thing is so easy everyone should be skinny
buh ha the ones rushing in here to beat me about the head and neck are the ones i wanna talk to, this is the first real diet i ever been on and i must say i look up to each and everyone of yall , if you read in my profile i spent my entire life loving food kinda like a hobby trying out new places,but age cought up with me…
