i bet more that 80% of people here are home wreckers

george29223
george29223 Posts: 556 Member
edited December 19 in Chit-Chat
sooooooo ever break something that made you wanna cry ? has anyone in your family ever broke something of yours you loved?
lol what about people in your house leaving stuff laying around and you stub your toe on it or step on it?
ever try to glue something back togather cuz your desprate and it looks like crap?
ever break something that wasnt yours??
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  • TheDoctor90
    TheDoctor90 Posts: 461 Member
    Be careful, you'll get people coming in here saying you shouldn't make jokes about home wreckers because their XYZ had an affair and they still feel the pain.
  • FrostyFour
    FrostyFour Posts: 262
    When my husband and I first got married, I didn't realize his favorite sweater was wool... I'm a hot water user, I wash all my clothes in hot water...

    Well, our 3 1/2 month old son would be lucky to wear that sweater now, and half of my husband's clothes now show his midriff....

    I fail as a wife.

    Needless to say, everything is cold now.
  • FrostyFour
    FrostyFour Posts: 262
    Be careful, you'll get people coming in here saying you shouldn't make jokes about home wreckers because their XYZ had an affair and they still feel the pain.

    *snickers*
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    Be careful, you'll get people coming in here saying you shouldn't make jokes about home wreckers because their XYZ had an affair and they still feel the pain.
    lollll iam so miss understood
  • dollipop
    dollipop Posts: 379 Member
    Be careful, you'll get people coming in here saying you shouldn't make jokes about home wreckers because their XYZ had an affair and they still feel the pain.

    *snickers*
    mmmmm snickers..... :wink:
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    When my husband and I first got married, I didn't realize his favorite sweater was wool... I'm a hot water user, I wash all my clothes in hot water...

    Well, our 3 1/2 month old son would be lucky to wear that sweater now, and half of my husband's clothes now show his midriff....

    I fail as a wife.

    Needless to say, everything is cold now.

    haaaaaa soooo funny
  • FrostyFour
    FrostyFour Posts: 262
    Be careful, you'll get people coming in here saying you shouldn't make jokes about home wreckers because their XYZ had an affair and they still feel the pain.

    *snickers*
    mmmmm snickers..... :wink:

    That quote was mine, and you stole it...

    You filthy homewrecker... Get out.
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    haaa haaaa
  • FrostyFour
    FrostyFour Posts: 262
    I made a 2-layer german chocolate cake once... went to bed... next day it was gone and the family dog had chocolate all over his beard.

    I was mad but my mother told me I had to forgive him...

    Joke's on her... I mean, it was ALL over her. Not a drop on the chair at all..... teehee
  • Goal_Seeker_1988
    Goal_Seeker_1988 Posts: 1,619 Member
    Yes, unfortantly one thing I broke and regret doin so was a homemade cermaic bowl that my sister made for me. I broke it outta anger bc my fiance and I were fighting... I just grabbed it without even thinking... I was young and dumb! I really liked that lil bowl, I used it for loose change. Oh welp! Life goes on!
  • aamb
    aamb Posts: 377 Member
    i once lost all my precious keepsakes and wedding china in one fell swoop.... the glass fronted cabinet i kept them all in fell off the wall one night with an almighty crash!! i cried at that, irreplacable things i had collected over 30 years and travels all over the planet, smashed to smithereens :sad:
  • seal57
    seal57 Posts: 1,259 Member
    Yes....my b*tch of a sister broke an umbrella that was our grandmothers.....she just went berserk and threw it....:mad: :mad: :mad:
  • dollipop
    dollipop Posts: 379 Member
    Be careful, you'll get people coming in here saying you shouldn't make jokes about home wreckers because their XYZ had an affair and they still feel the pain.

    *snickers*
    mmmmm snickers..... :wink:

    That quote was mine, and you stole it...

    You filthy homewrecker... Get out.
    Hehe, my bad!
    But seriously, the kid's asleep and all I want now is a goddamn snickers. :sad:
  • missjojo31
    missjojo31 Posts: 150
    When my husband and I first got married, I didn't realize his favorite sweater was wool... I'm a hot water user, I wash all my clothes in hot water...

    Well, our 3 1/2 month old son would be lucky to wear that sweater now, and half of my husband's clothes now show his midriff....

    I fail as a wife.

    Needless to say, everything is cold now.


    that made me giggle lol
  • FrostyFour
    FrostyFour Posts: 262
    Be careful, you'll get people coming in here saying you shouldn't make jokes about home wreckers because their XYZ had an affair and they still feel the pain.

    *snickers*
    mmmmm snickers..... :wink:

    That quote was mine, and you stole it...

    You filthy homewrecker... Get out.
    Hehe, my bad!
    But seriously, the kid's asleep and all I want now is a goddamn snickers. :sad:

    I have a jar of nuttella in the cupboard calling my name... just gotta put my fingers in my ears LALALALALA
  • dollipop
    dollipop Posts: 379 Member
    Be careful, you'll get people coming in here saying you shouldn't make jokes about home wreckers because their XYZ had an affair and they still feel the pain.

    *snickers*
    mmmmm snickers..... :wink:

    That quote was mine, and you stole it...

    You filthy homewrecker... Get out.
    Hehe, my bad!
    But seriously, the kid's asleep and all I want now is a goddamn snickers. :sad:

    I have a jar of nuttella in the cupboard calling my name... just gotta put my fingers in my ears LALALALALA
    Oooooohhhh! Nutella! You freaking genius! :flowerforyou:
  • torylinnangel
    torylinnangel Posts: 253
    I sent a remote through my dad's tv once. Before that, someone else through one through it. when the wii says to put the remote's strap on, they mean it!
  • FrostyFour
    FrostyFour Posts: 262
    Psst.... I have a recipe for homemade twix bars made with nuttella.
    Haven't the balls to make them.
  • lynnetted43
    lynnetted43 Posts: 252
    id like that recipe if its easy enough. i dont cook but i can bake up a storm
  • FrostyFour
    FrostyFour Posts: 262
    Well good for you, they are no bake.

    Warning: I didn't say healthy.
    http://savorysweetlife.com/2011/03/dark-chocolate-caramel-nutella-twix-bars/

    Edit

    I used mfps recipe thingy
    195 calories, 8 grams of fat, 3 grams protein, 100 mg sodium
  • ickybella
    ickybella Posts: 1,438 Member
    I break everything. Seriously, just give me a chance and I'll break it. it would be easier to list things I haven't broken. In the last two years since I moved to the UK, I've broken 2 mobile phones, 7 pairs of earbuds, three crystal wine glasses, countless bowls, every claw hair clip I've ever touched, a cookie jar that belonged to my husband's grandma 20 years ago, two kindle e-readers, one Polar HRM (I broke it with sweat! I wish I were kidding.) our grill/broiler, a stationary bike, a laptop, lost an earring my mom bought for me, sprained my ankle and injured my knee (same leg.)

    Need a home wrecker? I'm available for house calls and/or parties.
  • FrostyFour
    FrostyFour Posts: 262
    Here I'll be the homewrecker tonight.

    Here is some nutella cobbler
    http://savorysweetlife.com/2011/02/nutella-chocolate-cobbler/
  • Squidgeypaws007
    Squidgeypaws007 Posts: 1,012 Member
    I'm not much of a breaky person, but I am so replying to save those recipe links xD And dammit, I think I saw a snickers in the house earlier....noow I'm hungry!
  • sunnie326
    sunnie326 Posts: 721 Member
    i once lost all my precious keepsakes and wedding china in one fell swoop.... the glass fronted cabinet i kept them all in fell off the wall one night with an almighty crash!! i cried at that, irreplacable things i had collected over 30 years and travels all over the planet, smashed to smithereens :sad:

    I would have cried too..... :sad:
  • chuckyp
    chuckyp Posts: 693 Member
    My wife has broken a few of my things, and my son has broken a couple things, but nobody in the house can compete with my dog. He's 113 lbs and his name is Scooby, but I should have named him Destructor.
  • Eaglesfanintn
    Eaglesfanintn Posts: 813 Member
    Towards the end of my senior year in high school my parents went out of town and so I had a pretty epic party.
    The next day, surveying the damage there were holes in walls, part of a fence down, screen door broken, mailbox gone and cups strewn across neighbors' yards.
    Tried to fix what I could before my parents came home, but it didn't work to well.
  • InnerFatGirl
    InnerFatGirl Posts: 2,687 Member
    I am a clumsy cow and break everything.

    I have been friends with this guy for about 4 years, and me and his Mum are really close. She lives around the corner from me, I have a key to the house and she trusts me with her bank details etc.

    Anyway, so one day, T and I (T's her son) decided to tidy up. We put the throw in the washing machine and set it off. When it was time to take it out, it was soaking. So we took it outside and squeezed as much of the water out as we could.

    Well, it was still pretty soaking, but we stuck it in the dryer. As it was drying, I said to T "can you smell that? Kinda like burning plastic".

    His reply was that it was fine and he couldn't smell anything.

    Needless to say, when Tracey came home, she discovered that the dryer was broken. And she hasn't had a new one since then.

    Oh, and also, just a few days ago, I was using my parent's spice/coffee beans electric grinder to blend my frozen bananas. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but now the grinding part is loose. I don't think they've noticed yet ...

    At work, I drop things ALL the time. The other day, I dropped a whole bottle (about 2 litres, I think?) of frappucino coffee base on the floor. It was super sticky, so I spent about 20 minutes cleaning it up. Then, about an hour later, I was walking past the frapuccino blenders, and the pump from the frapuccino roast got caught on my apron, lifted then fell on the floor, spraying it everywhere.

    I dropped a whole pitcher of hot milk down my front the other day while I was making drinks.

    One of my co-workers said when she thinks of me, all she thinks about is me dropping things :sad:
  • InnerFatGirl
    InnerFatGirl Posts: 2,687 Member
    When my husband and I first got married, I didn't realize his favorite sweater was wool... I'm a hot water user, I wash all my clothes in hot water...

    Well, our 3 1/2 month old son would be lucky to wear that sweater now, and half of my husband's clothes now show his midriff....

    I fail as a wife.

    Needless to say, everything is cold now.

    :laugh:
  • JenniferH81
    JenniferH81 Posts: 285 Member
    My old landlord got evicted from his house, so naturally he told us to move out. We found a place, started moving..near the end of the move he locked the door and kept some of our stuff!

    The most devastating is old baby clothes I was saving in the basement. AND my christmas box, with handmade ornaments from my grandma that passed, and my daughters first christmas ornaments.
    I cried like a baby.
  • militarydreams
    militarydreams Posts: 198 Member
    Be careful, you'll get people coming in here saying you shouldn't make jokes about home wreckers because their XYZ had an affair and they still feel the pain.

    Seriously? I want to meet these people and give them a hug... there has to be more to life than living in the past.
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