So, this dude at the gym nearly caused me to have a serious injury. I was using the TRX equipment (which has space enough for three people on there at any one time, mind you), and I was doing oblique twists, which required me to turn and look away from time to time. As I did this, a guy starts stockpiling equipment under…
Mysterious avenger type with a sarcastic edge seeks CHIPPER sidekick to lighten mood, encourage motivation, and provide brightly colored target for criminal submachine guns. Must not be afraid of clowns, penguins, snowmen, disfigurements, clay, skulls, cats, plants, hats, ninjas, ninja assassins, unnecessary surgery, or…