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Cooter problems
I meant scooter problems.
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Lets all delete RJ
not really of course.
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Do curls really make your penis smaller? "fun fact"
They don't. Dudes who do curls in the squat rack are just genetically dispositioned to have a smaller wang.
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B|tches be liking the money
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Taking up a collection for SexKittenlovesitrough
Just dump your donations around back.
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Guess I'll have to post in this dump
Banned.. again.. What is wrong with old cartoons? Did parents never watch these things? Ok, I'm going to forgive Donald for that. It was a rough time, and he obviously suffers from bipolar and a god complex.
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Detox Tips and Tricks.
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Can drinking water substitute for eating large meals?
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Happy Ending Problems
Theorem. Any set of five points in the plane in general position[1] has a subset of four points that form the vertices of a convex quadrilateral. The Happy Ending theorem can be proven by a simple case analysis: If four or more points are vertices of the convex hull, any four such points can be chosen. If on the other hand…
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Mary, Kate and Ashley: Secret Triplets
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Things to stick in LIP only profile pics?
Someone said they didn't like fake threads...
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Why Merica don't like Soccer
It just doesn't make any sense.
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Shopping trip to ****s
I want to go out tonight with my lady. Its Steak and fun day, but I wanted to give her something too. Would it send the wrong message to go to ****s and just say, "Honey, pick out anything you want. and tonight I'll get anything I want." Lame, dumb, wouldn't like it? I'm thinking there has to be something good there.
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Question for Fencers?
How do you forge a sword? Thanks in advance.
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Is this a good idea?
Has anyone had any experience with eating ramen in this way? Please comment. No trolls need to apply. http://www.wikihow.com/Eat-Top-Ramen-Raw
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Large amounts of cheese deadlier than the last thread
Really no one is safe from cheese. It can strike at any time, then death instantly. http://www.forkliftaction.com/news/newsdisplay.aspx?nwid=2258 Now not even newborns are immune to deadly cheese http://nation.time.com/2014/02/24/company-recalls-16-varieties-of-cheese-after-death/
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1200 eat, kiss, date the person add 5 lines kaiju
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Hard Boiled Eggs - HELP!!!
I like to eat 2 hard boiled eggs in the morning. I'm at work and I honestly can not recall if I hard boiled these eggs or they are raw. I am paralyzed with what to do. Normally I crack them on the side of my desk and peel the shell. If they are in fact hard boiled this will not be an issue. If they are not hard boiled,…
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I found a great new food to help with memory
Does anyone know of any foods or natural nutrition that can help with memory?
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Eating: Muslims, Jews, Hindu and other non Catholics
With so many posts about lent it got me wondering what others who might not celebrate lent do for caloric goals and fasting? I was in the checkout line at the grocery and my cashier was a Sikh, it just had me wondering. >>No religion please, just food in here.<< Really interested in hearing about others besides the lentil…
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Hot Pockets
I have recently come into possession of two boxes of Hot Pockets. What should i do with them?
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Problems with loudmouths in the gym
My girlfriend asked me to go to her gym with her. I normally go to my own and we do our separate routines. This is the first time I got to work out with her. Everything started out ok. I did not realize how good she was at her routine. Pretty soon there was some words of encouragement, which is common at my gym, so I…
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How do you feel about the mfp forums in cat gifs?
After a long brutal week. How did all the bullying and but hurt make you feel? (in cat gifs)
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Date night problems
So, my girlfriend really likes steakhouses. Its always kind of messy though. I want her to wear this one dress that's a bit showy. How can I convince that if we go, she is going to have to wear a napkin bib? She is going to get steak juice all over. Last time she didn't and I just kept drying to dab at her cleavage to wipe…
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How many pounds gained before its acceptable..
.. to dump your girlfriend. Is 10 or 20 pounds enough? I tried to get her to eat healthy. Its been a few months and she still has not put it off. I think its time to throw in the towel. We have been together for about 5-6 months. She was 114 lbs at the start, now she is at least 125, it is just a matter of time before she…
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Weekend Girlfriend?
Is anyone else just to busy during the week to fully commit to something? I'm thinking there should be a spot on mfp to get together with girls and guys for a romance on the weekends. I'm usually verry tired, so it wouldn't be staying over all weekend. Just 6-12 hours a day, F, Sat, Sun. So if any girls or guys would like…
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New recipe idea. Bacon wrapped egg.
I'm going to try to bacon wrap hard boiled eggs tonight. I think it should turn out pretty well. The trick is going to be hard boiling the egg, but not all the way though. Ingredients egg bacon Step one: hard boil egg half way. wrap in pre-cooked bacon and set on cookie sheet pre-heat oven to 350 degrees cook egg/bacon for…
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Fur reward????
Is anyone else working on their fur and using that as a goal for dropping some weight? i was thinking about doing a kat, but maybe a dog or fox might work better. Share U'r fur!!!
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Insulin resistance. Green Coffee unite!
Hello, I am looking to loose a few to 20 pounds before the summer. I have tried fad diets and calorie counting, white starchy foods, lots!! When I look at the research on insulin and resistance and green cofee beans. i see it would be much easier a time to do that and get toned. What supplements will best work with weight…
