Hot Pockets

Of_Monsters_and_Meat

I have recently come into possession of two boxes of Hot Pockets. What should i do with them?

brewji

Watch Jim Gaffigan's opinion of Hot Pockets.

Just YouTube it, it might help you re-think them.

Derpes

1. Buy Pepto
2. buy toilet paper
3. eat all of them in one sitting

Mia_RagazzaTosta

I only think of Jim Gaffigan when it comes to Hot Pockets.

GorillaNJ

Sounds like you my friend have some date nights in your future!

usmcmp

Microwave for 2 minutes, let cool, microwave 1 minute, let cool, eat.

Leather_N_Lace

For some reason... I only think of my natural hot pocket :blushing:

Sinisterly

Eat one box today, log it.
Eat the other tomorrow, log it.

OR work the calories out to eat both boxes. I'd totally do that one.

SweetTrouble_

Eat them, come back and post about your regret.

BrainyBurro

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/02/19/hot-pockets-meat-recall--nestle/5602453/

Briargrey

Jim Gaffigan ruined Hot Pockets for me. LOL.

kickivale

feed them to some pigeons.

yuuen

literal hot pockets: put them in your pockets as hand warmers since they stay lava hot for like 4384 hours

Of_Monsters_and_Meat

I should also point out that I really love hot pockets.

DamePiglet

they are terrible for you! so full of preservatives and evilness...

So, eat them! duh!

superfox12082

Throw them away!!:noway:

Sinisterly

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/02/19/hot-pockets-meat-recall--nestle/5602453/

I had some a couple days ago! Please don't disown me!!! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

psych0kitty

Death pockets.

sportyredhead01

My husband nearly passed out when he ate 2 for lunch a few years ago so I wouldn't recommend them.:noway:

airdale8263

For some reason... I only think of my natural hot pocket :blushing:

that is the only hot pocket to think about

amwoidyla

Just don't do what this kid did.
http://dailybuzzlive.com/archives/3939

kickivale

literal hot pockets: put them in your pockets as hand warmers since they stay lava hot for like 4384 hours

:explode:
WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?!?!?
Ugh I hate them.
Microwaves in general are so bizarre

summertime_girl

The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.

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yuuen

The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.

I read personal experience and a burningly painful memory in this.

Mia_RagazzaTosta

The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Sinisterly

Just don't do what this kid did.
http://dailybuzzlive.com/archives/3939

I did not have sexual relations with that food, that hot pocket, or Miss Lewinsky.

-impeached-

Derp_Diggler

Invite 20 of your single male friends over, put some porn on, and let the good times roll!

summertime_girl

The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.

I read personal experience and a burningly painful memory in this.

Lol, no. Not me. It was in the news this week.

AlsDonkBoxSquat

I have recently come into possession of two boxes of Hot Pockets. What should i do with them?

I heard that a guy recently got kicked off instagram for making love to one. He recommends using protection as they tend to get lava hot once cooked.

THECaptainObvious

Watch Jim Gaffigan's opinion of Hot Pockets.

Just YouTube it, it might help you re-think them.

THIS!! lmao